more pictures dave!

gawd. you're keeping me away from public office by contributing to my shady-ness.

can i be your secretary/intern?

eW

but i wouldnt mind you + your injun pillow fight action

remember me when you're drunk! :D

yes. i need one. wear something sexy.

symbol guy: injun is preggers. still interested?

so, our office is clothes-optional right? or is that only on friday?

actually... it's alwaysnude. i hope that's not a problem.

thats fine by me. we will never want to leave the orif, er office. jacuzzi and mini-bar as well?

i don't have a mini-bar... i have a crazyhuge-bar.

i don't even need to pay you. working for me is payment enough.

yes
and
yes

am i the father?

preggers sex is even yummier. :D

*cough*

i mean, pregnant women are beautiful!

you get a raise! 0+0 = BIG RAISE!

how did i know you'd be down with the preggers injun, symbol guy?

what if i get 'excited' doing paperwork one day... what's the policy? do i let the flag fly?

does paperwork usually get you excited?

floatingslowly wants to know if it makes a difference to you if he's in charge of the shredder.

(i think it shouldn't make a difference)

i don't know but it doesn't take majicks to figure out what gives me a horn

anyway i am out to my own local debaucheries, please REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK and TAKE SOME HOT PICTURES (no skeletors please).

CLEAVAGE POWER!!!

can i be your uh...presidential party planner?

I give you this book to learn how to win an election :

Please come forward. I'm very happy to corrupt the votes and make you win elections that don't exist.

Can we have a girlgunkegmamacantankersterriblecanyonsemmahboyhow dyetc political party?

it depends... sometimes big words or legal terms do the trick... or if i get paper-cut and blood drips onto my cock, then that might excite me and everyone else.

i don't shred, i burn, so thats fine by me.