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!@#$%! 09.17.2008 04:34 PM

well that's too much.

we all sniffers of good bush have said here "groomed and trimmed".

 

king_buzzo 09.17.2008 04:35 PM

yes. it does. it looks sick.

it looks so old and diseased. i'd photoshop-shave that picture just so it doesnt look like this. ew.

Cantankerous 09.17.2008 04:36 PM

what the fuck do you need it for anyway? to keep your crotch warm? HA.

!@#$%! 09.17.2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
what the fuck do you need it for anyway? to keep your crotch warm? HA.


for good fucking.

do you like men with no pubes, like little babies?

king_buzzo 09.17.2008 04:37 PM

lol. i bet it gets all smelly and sweaty. sick.

Cantankerous 09.17.2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
for good fucking.

do you like men with no pubes, like little babies?


what makes bush-fucking better?

and no. but you know. you could maintain it.

!@#$%! 09.17.2008 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
lol. i bet it gets all smelly and sweaty. sick.


virgin!

Pookie 09.17.2008 04:39 PM

Women are dirty aren't they buzzo. I bet you're glad you have nothing to do with them.

schizophrenicroom 09.17.2008 04:41 PM

there's nothing worse than a teeny bikini bottom and a small forest peeking out of the sides.

!@#$%! 09.17.2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
what makes bush-fucking better?

and no. but you know. you could maintain it.


the pussy hair picks up & stores yummy pheromones that then you smell. when you bury your face in it.

and it adds a little cushion for all that bumping & grinding. keeps the skin from getting raw.

it also keeps the snatch from looking like a weird hamburger

but mainly, pussy hair smells fucking glorious.

uhler 09.17.2008 04:44 PM

i like the french soft core porn look. i like taking an adventure in the jungle.

or are you talking about bush the band?

floatingslowly 09.17.2008 04:45 PM

as a practical benefit, shorn poon doesn't make my face itchy.

besides that, due to circa 1-9-7-0's pr0n, I've seen more than enough bush to last me a lifetime (and then some).

MellySingsDoom 09.17.2008 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
there's nothing worse than a teeny bikini bottom and a small forest peeking out of the sides.


Ah, the famous pant moustache, as seen through the ages.

I'm, hmm, either/or, I suppose. I don't have a fetish for the hairless thing, but then again it can look most fetching with a desired one having no pubes. Depends on the person, I suppose.

terriblecanyons 09.17.2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Ah, the famous pant moustache, as seen through the ages.

I'm, hmm, either/or, I suppose. I don't have a fetish for the hairless thing, but then again it can look most fetching with a desired one having no pubes. Depends on the person, I suppose.


Pant moustache... you made me choke on my rice, Melly.

Cantankerous 09.17.2008 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
the pussy hair picks up & stores yummy pheromones that then you smell. when you bury your face in it.

and it adds a little cushion for all that bumping & grinding. keeps the skin from getting raw.

it also keeps the snatch from looking like a weird hamburger

but mainly, pussy hair smells fucking glorious.


my skin isn't raw!

don't shave. wax. once, twice, a thousand times WAX.


lol "weird hamburger"

terriblecanyons 09.17.2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
the pussy hair picks up & stores yummy pheromones that then you smell. when you bury your face in it.

and it adds a little cushion for all that bumping & grinding. keeps the skin from getting raw.

it also keeps the snatch from looking like a weird hamburger

but mainly, pussy hair smells fucking glorious.


God damnit. I'm eating.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

gmku 09.17.2008 04:53 PM

God invented smooth high-tech razors for a reason, right?

!@#$%! 09.17.2008 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
my skin isn't raw!

don't shave. wax. once, twice, a thousand times WAX.


lol "weird hamburger"


yeah im for wax over shave 100% where it's applied.

but a bald mons veneris is just weird.

whereas a nice patch of red pussy curls cannot be surpassed by any bottled perfume on this planet. it's a most amazing thing.

THIS IS AN INDISPUTABLE FACT.

with other hair pigmentations-- it varies. blondes being my least favorite. BUT STILL YUMMY IN EVERY OCCASION.

well, unless you're fucking a street person, a hippie slob, or an animal.

MellySingsDoom 09.17.2008 05:00 PM

I know what I'm buying !@#$%! for Xmas. Yep, his very own merkin (red coloured). Plenty of nom nom nomming fun for him there.

Glice 09.17.2008 05:02 PM

Do you think a person's preference for minge-topiary says anything about them? I think it does. And I also say that it very much depends on the person concerned. It's like haircuts on the head. Some people look phenomenal with short, angled bobs. Some people look like potatoes with wigs. By way of comparison, some minges suit different styles. Play around with it, see what takes your fancy.


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