because he has to clean himself before getting in.

hell rule # 14. no shit on head allowed

and the ghost is too dumb....he thinks the doorbell is a shower

we keep the funk alive by talking with idioms

What Have I Become?
My Sweetest Thread?
Everyone I Know
Goes Insane
In The End

But You Could Have It All
My Threadpire
Of Shit
I Will Let You Down
I Will Make You Turk

ni'k's thread has been
spammed
And that make me
A Sad Panda
Or as Alan Partridge would say
"S.A.D.....Saaaad!"
Hey ni'k
Didja get my PM?
Is this relevant to this "poem"?
Why, of course it is.
Ich spiele Tischtennis in meiner Freizeit.
Und die letzte Zitat war nicht klar.

you shoudl have read what the first post was about, its been edited...
then you would understand why this thread is going mad, hahaha

OK I WILL

but i cant remember it

it was something like

does there exist such a thing

as a gay man who isnt an idiot

the 3 varieties

behind the counter bitch - gets back at the society that has oppressed him by becoming an imitation of a woman who never gets laid

im so shallow lol - stupid fucking haircut. manages to expunge any intellectual cognitive thought processses he may have had. spends eternity in hell in front of a mirror. lies before he even speaks

straight acting - this guy is cool and respectable until sex commences and he starts to cry and screams to be used and wants you to basically become the biggest sadist ever.

thats what i think i typed but im drunk and i cant remember so it was something like that anyway. no actually it was something way awesomely better.

And the answer to this is......nope. Sorry. :D

i did get yr pm but im drunk and somewhat happy for the first time in such a long long time so im not gonna go on a tragic whine PM reply about my problem.

^^^melly if you would hav been earlier online, this thread would have become something completely different, I think

more editing.

al shabba-man - yes, it would have been REALLY incoherent, hee hee hee.

Ah sod it, have a penguin on me:

to paraphrase porky: yawn.

tragicamp vision of a rainbow ending in a vial of Nembutal.

Nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohol.

im drinkin cider right now.

drinkin the fuck outta that drink.

thanks melly, this is for you:

night pandas

To quote page 27 and line 6 of the Geneva Convetion, "the".

when people here tell you that they don't understand yr nonsense, the general rule is to hit them with it more and faster.

my kung-fu is superior.

blue velvet was on tv yesterday, on the sleuth channel. most unexpected.