mojito all the way.

1. Jack Daniels + cola + lime
2. preferably Irish Whiskey + ginger ale + lime
3. Tangeray + tonic + lime

my favorite cocktail is my cock in a hot chicks tail.

Nice. I didn't even think of that. If I just buy some vermouth, that will, like, double my drink options.

Irish Manhattan...Canadian Manhattan...Rye...

Scotch and water, respectively.

thats not a cocktail! that's just scotch (yummy).

btw i looked up the bloody caesar and its made with clamato. i need to try that.

cocktails are for patient drinkers, gay/bisexual men, or dinner parties.

so.. none.

the fanciest drink I've ever had a bartender make is guava, tequila, ice and crushed mint leaves. that was mostly because I was half drunk and trying to think up something different to drink that both last and not make me pass out. Its a nice drink.

my partners favourite cocktail is an espresso martini. which I could not touch with a yard pole, but he swears by..

something along the lines of espresso shot, khalua, baileys, vodka... something else..

It's very good. I can't imagine it any other way.

Long Island Iced Tea. Any time of year. Woo hoo.

Plymouth Gin martini stirred not shaken 2 olives.

Also, Long Island Tea, White Russians and Whiskey Collins. These all make my brain giggle.

only rarely do i drink things that aren't beer or shots, caipirinha is quite nice if made well, sometimes i drink vodka and orange if i need to perk myself up after a few pints, but normally if that were the case i'd have a shot of tequila or sambuca.
cocktails are expensive though and they only last a minute or two.

You can make some great stuff with pirate Bay Rum.
Strawberry gingerale and vodka is pretty good as well.

I almost never drink cocktails. I like the one with soda water + clear booze.

Also white russians.

It packs a punch. There's mucho alcohol for the price, and it's yummy. I see nothing wrong with that no matter what your age or your drinking funds.

I only tried one once, and it was the worst thing I ever tasted*. It might have been made poorly, but I can't try it again.

*Except for dill seed.