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vulva 01.19.2009 02:02 PM

My favourite awful movie of all time is The Room by Tommy Wiseau. It was meant to be serious, but it was so horribly executed he now pretends it was all a joke.
 

http://theroommovie.com/trailers/wml...?movie=WMlarge

Rob Instigator 01.19.2009 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by vulva
My favourite awful movie of all time is The Room by Tommy Wiseau. It was meant to be serious, but it was so horribly executed he now pretends it was all a joke.



that's what SONIC YOUTH claim about EJST&NS!!!!!

ZEROpumpkins 01.19.2009 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Please tell me you have this, if only so I can watch it. (The bits with the 'evil Nazi hot Frauleins' anyway.)

Other so bad they're awesome movies:

Swept Away
(A muscled up Madonna on a deserted island being a muscled up Madonna, shocker.)

Body of Evidence (Madonna again, this time playing Madonna, playing Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, without the sex appeal)

Who's That Girl?
(Madge once more, this time playing a kind of Betty Poop-esque jailbird, without the depth of the cartoon character)

Shanghai Surprise
(Mrs Penn has a go at playing a missionary. Nuff said.)

Next Big Thing (Maddie and Rupert Everett compete in the 'who's more wooden' olympics - disguised as a metro-sexual rom-com.)

Evita (The Material Girl plays Eva Peron and gets to crucify half a dozen Andrew Lloyd Webber songs in front of a bemused Antonio Banderas.)

Dick Tracy (Madonna has problems convincing the world that she's actually Jean Harlow.)

I had no idea she'd starred in so many movies :confused:

Mostly Harmless 01.19.2009 08:41 PM


 

ZEROpumpkins 01.19.2009 08:52 PM

I remember seeing the first one when I was 5

Mostly Harmless 01.19.2009 09:08 PM

Probably better, but don't own it.

joe11121 01.19.2009 10:00 PM

pretty much every spoof film ever made

Sonic Youth 37 01.19.2009 10:02 PM

 

GeneticKiss 01.19.2009 10:11 PM


 


Don't even TRY to watch this as a serious cyberpunk film or even for 90s nostalgia. Instead, watch it as a comedy and you'll be ROFLing all night!

atsonicpark 01.19.2009 10:37 PM

^^^ At least Takeshi is in it!

noisereductions 01.20.2009 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss


 


Don't even TRY to watch this as a serious cyberpunk film or even for 90s nostalgia. Instead, watch it as a comedy and you'll be ROFLing all night!



You didn't really use "ROFLing" did you?

GeneticKiss 01.20.2009 11:02 PM

Yes, I did.

What's it to ya?

atsonicpark 07.19.2009 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vulva
My favourite awful movie of all time is The Room by Tommy Wiseau. It was meant to be serious, but it was so horribly executed he now pretends it was all a joke.

 

http://theroommovie.com/trailers/wml...?movie=WMlarge


Yeah, this has been one of my favorite films for a few months now. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA.

automatic bzooty 07.19.2009 05:57 PM

 

 

chrome noise tape 07.19.2009 06:22 PM


 


or witness the ressurection of the joke (mickey mouse...sorry rourke)

atsonicpark 07.19.2009 06:39 PM

The Wrestler was okay but overrated as fuck. The only film I like by that guy is Pi.

Also, why is it a resurrection of Rourke? I thought his "ressurection" was Sin City. Still, he hasn't been in anything really good since Johnny Handsome.

Satan 07.19.2009 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty
 

 

YES

plan 9 from outer space
the queen of outer space

basically every outer space b movie

Sonic Youth 37 07.19.2009 06:56 PM

 

This movie was partially funded by Converse.

atsonicpark 07.19.2009 06:56 PM

As far as Ed Wood films go, my favorite is Glen or Glenda? but the one that really blows me away is Night of the Ghouls.

If you want to see the worst "movie" of all time (which is actually still quite good) watch Orgy of the Dead. It's 90 minutes of women dancing to entertain skeletons and whatnot.

atsonicpark 07.19.2009 06:56 PM

I love Ice Cream Man. It gets really bizarre at the end. And yeah I always wondered why everuyone is wearing red chucks in it.


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