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floatingslowly 02.13.2009 02:56 PM
^^^ I have no problem with that.

demonrail666 02.13.2009 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
C'mon, don't be jelous just because he is prettier looking than all of you and he's Nick Cave's son.

Agreed, and I'm sure he's getting some unspeakably top draw sexual partners right now. But is it enough to gain him access to the real prize (ie Nigella Lawson)? Doubtful.

As such I'm far more envious of this swine than I am Jethro. I mean look at that face, it screams of that line in Bade Runner, "I've seen things..."

 

Lurker 02.13.2009 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Glice
Hello floatingslowly, the writers from Friends think you're a cunt.


hahahaha! That's hilarious. I tried to rep you on this but it said "he's getting too big for his boots, so spread it around before giving rep to Glice again."

floatingslowly 02.13.2009 04:51 PM
^^^ I don't think that the forum will try to stop you from giving him a reach around though. go on. don't be shy.

sarramkrop 02.13.2009 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Agreed, and I'm sure he's getting some unspeakably top draw sexual partners right now. But is it enough to gain him access to the real prize (ie Nigella Lawson)? Doubtful.

As such I'm far more envious of this swine than I am Jethro. I mean look at that face, it screams of that line in Bade Runner, "I've seen things..."





 


Fair enough. It would be a different story if he wasn't that rich and affluent, I'm sure. What can I say? I can just imagine what his life would be like if he was an ordinary man whose only weekly moment of glory was posting homemade porn which involved him and his tired-looking wife on redtube.

Lurker 02.13.2009 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
^^^ I don't think that the forum will try to stop you from giving him a reach around though. go on. don't be shy.

My arms aren't that long.

There was a time when you wanted a reach around from me, if you remember correctly.

sarramkrop 02.13.2009 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by o'connor
ugh, i hate it when people use pretty and man in the same sentence. men are suppose to be handsome, not pretty.

ok, he's more handsome than you, then.

floatingslowly 02.13.2009 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lurker
My arms aren't that long.

There was a time when you wanted a reach around from me, if you remember correctly.
you make it sound as if it's past tense.

Lurker 02.13.2009 05:29 PM
I am not learned good by skool.

demonrail666 02.13.2009 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Fair enough. It would be a different story if he wasn't that rich and affluent, I'm sure. What can I say? I can just imagine what his life would be like if he was an ordinary man whose only weekly moment of glory was posting homemade porn which involved him and his tired-looking wife on redtube.

That's the thing though isn't it: he is that rich, and so it doesn't matter. I'd much rather have Charles' money and Nigella than Jethro's good looks and whoever he gets as a consequence.

Lurker 02.13.2009 05:47 PM
At school the other kids used to call him Jethro Tull. It damaged his confidence very badly so now he has to do modelling to make up for it.

Glice 02.13.2009 05:48 PM
I can't stop thinking of the other Jethro

Lurker 02.13.2009 05:50 PM
 



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jethro_Tull_(agriculturist)

sarramkrop 02.13.2009 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I'd much rather have Charles' money and Nigella than Jethro's good looks and whoever he gets as a consequence.

I'd much rather get paid to basically just wear clothes because of who my father is, that's for sure. Not many people on this thread can claim to have been offered one penny based on that fact alone, dear demonrail666, or have they?

Danny Himself 02.13.2009 05:53 PM
He looks like a twat

demonrail666 02.13.2009 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I'd much rather get paid to basically just wear clothes because of who my father is, that's for sure. Not many people on this thread can claim to have been offered one penny based on that fact alone, dear demonrail666, or have they?

I'm sure they haven't. But if we're talking about envy I can honestly say that in the case of Cave Jnr, I'm not. I'm actually not really envious of Charles Saatchi either, but if I had to choose who I'd rather swap lives with I'd definitely choose him over Jethro.

sarramkrop 02.13.2009 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I'm sure they haven't. But if we're talking about envy I can honestly say that in the case of Cave Jnr, I'm not. I'm actually not really envious of Charles Saatchi either, but if I had to choose who I'd rather swap lives with I'd definitely choose him over Jethro.

I'd rather have Jethro's looks and Saatchi's money, since I am not really that arsed about neither.

One hasn't done anything of worth, the other too often promotes shit art.

Besides, I am sexy enough as it is.

demonrail666 02.13.2009 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I'd rather have Jethro's looks and Saatchi's money, since I am not really that arsed about neither.

One hasn't done anything of worth, the other too often promotes shit art.

Besides, I am sexy enough as it is.

agreed

o'connor 02.13.2009 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
hello o'connor. the last 30 years called and they wish to speak with you. seems you both have some catching up to do.

i don't really get that. is it suppose to be a compliment or a diss? either way, imma go ahead and drop that in the compliment box :)

o'connor 02.13.2009 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by tesla69
if there's any smack around I doubt Nick will share it with his son

lol, i actually laughed out loud. wish i'd thought of that first, you clever bastard.


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