I wish guys bled out of their dicks once a month.
And had babies out of their dicks.

So they knew what a hassle having a vagina really is.

i once read 'if guys had periods, public bathrooms would look like murer scenes'

don't remember who said it though.

someone of the female origin i'm assuming

probably.

Wow hold on, having a penis ain't no walk in the park missy!
(Come on guys back me up here)

Reading this comment I have to bear in mind that you're the type of person who goes into public toilets and talks to people about their genitals. The majority of drama students I know have been mildly unstable, very loud, very annoying, narcissistic, self-centred, blinkered idiots.

yeah it's always either hangin' like that or getting in the way when you need it the least. I lurv my penis tho.

Getting an erection in an uncomfortable position whilst in public is tough.

You have to elaborate a little bit. Seriously. I'm not even doing this to be mean I really want to know whats so hard about having the option to squat while you piss. and not having to worry about looking ugly for 3-5 days out of the month. and not having to worry about your boyfriend knocking you up (&then maybe leaving you &not paying child support because some guys are assholes). not to mention girls are more susceptible to STDs. yeast infections. bladder infections due to too much vaginal intercourse (because urethras & vaginas are so close to each other and its easy for bacteria to get in).

yadda yadda yadda.

i've thought about it and all i can think is embarrassing boners & wet dreams.

But I would love to be enlightened.

Getting kicked in the balls isn't fun.

I know lots of married dudes who were literally DUMPED by their wives , just like that ; supposedly to go and live with a richer man, that is.
I very recently watched a documentary about "men" that get beaten up by their wife.
mean shit.
they're sissies though.

Does that make it bad to have a penis?

That's what happened.

guys will always blame PMS.
(it's true 50% of the time, but still...)

i'm sure there are just as many women who get abandoned by their husbands for younger, prettier women.

and if you wanna start with domestic abuse.. .i'm sure the ratio of women spouses getting beat to men is far more exceeding.

But I dont think that stuff has so much to do with gender as just people in general being horribly unstable and unhappy with their lives.

Which is so sad. For everyone in involved. Why marry someone if you're not capable of treating them well?

Wouldn't it be more effective if guys had vaginas? I mean, really, they're designed for that sort of thing, it isn't un-natural.

A Baby coming out of a dick would make it explode like a fire cracker in those old loony tunes...

I know I'm being too literal for the point yr trying to make.

whatever.

lol

Why do women bleed for a week every omnth?
Because they deserve it.

A feminist reading of this thread would be fucking brutal. And probably completely justified.