Sonic Youth Gossip - Poll: Should I get a tattoo on my head?

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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

I learned "reversible heads" are much less attractive than the worst tatoo type I thought was possible, which is the use of a fat man's beer-battered belly button to make a woman's exterior anatomy and/or a monkey's BEhind.

Haha. Yeah, agreed. How sexxee are these?!

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

This thread will:

1) Let me know what people think of this idea.
2) Possibly expose me to some awesome tattoo ideas.

i don't give a fuck-- i mean, i only like tattoos on women's titties, because they give me an excuse to stare.

now, since obviously you and i don't agree on matters of taste (branding is for cattle, i say, and nose rings in particular are good to pull from), my opinion shouldn't matter to you either. hence, my response is useless to you.

then again, why do you care what people think? since a tattoo is supposed to be an intimately personal thing, the apex of individuality (so people claim, though i have my doubts), nobody will be able to cater satisfactorily.

having said that, i offer you (free of charge) a few options i think are "cool":

1) fuck the scalp-only tat. go for a full-head tattoo that includes the face. i fancy the luchador look:

2) hurray for science. get a tattoo that depicts your inner works: brain lobes, cerebellum, brain stem-- the works. kinda like this:

alternatively, you could depict "the mind"-- such as:

3) "the helmet"

cont. below

(cont).

too many pictures in 1 post. anyway, part 2:

4) Fake hair!!!! Save money on drugs, implants, or hair growth products. Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture to convey the look. But the tattooed eyebrows are similar, though in a small scale.

5) Last, but not least-- the ALIEN HEAD

i hope this helps!

Those ARE cocks on her head, right?!

Hmmmm. Would you hit that?

Man, this thread has had me googling bad tats and its quite fun; way better then having to actually work while Im at work. Some of the worst tattoos EVER:

ps- bonus suggestion.

as i went back to work i had the sudden memory of a crummy tv show i spotted the other day. it was just the credits and about 2 minutes of the show and it was horrible and it looked from the 80s so i turned it off. i remembered the name however, cuz it seemed to be really about latinos in california or something, and i've got good memory like that-- it was called "alien nation", and i found a picture. i hope it inspires you:

You will look like a massive twat. Do NOT do it.

yeah just get that earth crisis tattoo on your face. that's all anyone ever needs anyway.

don't get a fucking tattoo on your fucking head. what the fuck.

eyes on the back of your head!!!

I have never even heard of someone getting a tattoo on their head. I love tattoos, but one on the head, no...