So, did ANYTHING happen to anyone?

not that I can tell. The Washington Post actually ran an April Fool's article about things that happened. But it was a joke. There's been no confirmed (that I know of) things that have actually happened.

Oh, my mom is watching the news in the next room and someone on the news just said, "THE CONFLICKER VIRUS IS ALREADY ATTACKING!" The fuck.

I can't seem to find any proof of that though.

what are we supposed to be worried about now in Fear Nation?

Someone on the news just said "Don't open any emailed file attachments today from people who you don't know."


No shit! (that's not today, that's everyday)

list of global fears
 

1) my new sig
2) neon
3)
4) that horrible sound effect in the show 24 that drags a dialogue over as a new scene emerges that is probably intended to increase anxiety but really makes me hate the show more despite already passing all hate-show scores.
5) Madonna
6) Jolie's quest to Man Up
7) You know, fuck it
8) rations
9) not enough
10) losing hitpoints

I have a +12 charisdma

Hahahaha. I'm so happy nothing is going on with my computer though.

have we really come this far? goodness me. the news is really this worthless

hy guys, vrything's okay with my comptr xcpt my "e" ky isnt working. ( had to copy/past that on from anothr sntanc just to gt it thr. Oh wll.

wow! Best post of 2009!

quick, frag him while he can't strafe

^^^ Posts: 666

I know ye for what thou art, foul daemon. by fire be purged.

I'm actually kinda nice.

I... am a good.... work... guy

Conficker made me become permanently impotent. I was just watching a video taken from a security camera of a large-breasted blonde woman that accidentally stumbled into a prison basketball team's locker room, and nothing.

^^^ you should try adjusting the penis to vagina ratio of yr porn.

I hope this helps.

Ok, I tried this and it totally worked. Apparently doubling the amount of penises does the trick.

Conficker didn't make me impotent, it just made me gay. I can't wait to ruin this coming Thanksgiving!

conficker eye chart

http://www.joestewart.org/cfeyechart.html