Hey, real people scare me.

exactly.


what do you do at work all day? don't you ever flirt?

no, seriously, i have no idea.



no i did we always tell this story, i thought she was mexican so i spoke to her in spanish but SORPRESA! she wasn't.

anyway, etc. the details are private.

I do refunds, I flirt with my supervisor who I suspect is confused. And every other cute co-worker I have whether is a guy or chick.

In a place I'd rather not be caught dead in.

At school, in 1995. It was my highschool freshman year.

I have never met anyone

Met my last girlfriend at highschool. Though I reckon festivals or gigs are good places to meet girls too. Last gig I went to some girl asked me for a lighter and we ended up talking for a while. She was giving me the signals and everything but I was too much of a pussy to ask her for her number.

i liek 2 meat my mate.

in front of a record store.

She was the new girl in high school in my senior year.
As such, she was unaware of my social ranking.

gtfo!

this pretty much

girls don't want no derek dick it seems!

I found her during a 7-day free trial period at russianbrides.com

randomly. coffee shop.

The last girl I hooked up with, we met through friends while out drinking. I remember first really talking to her at this one creepy guy's apartment. I just thought we were compadre cynics but then I heard it through friends that she had a crush on me. It all ended up with her friends arranging her birthday and I was basically the gift stud. Our fling lasted only a while before she moved back to LA.

A college course we were both taking; him for his major and me for my minor.

We were randomly assigned by the professor into the same large work-group and didn't even get friendly with one another till about a month into our class project. Him and I were both casually dating other people at the time, but once we became friends I knew that I wanted him to be my boyfriend, so I made it my mission.

We've been together for almost two years now and have had a few bumps along the way but I'm still crazy about him.

You're bound to meet someone. If us gays can do it then the straights sure can, considering you have a lot more to choose from!

I sent in coupons and SAE and he came back in the mail. SOME assembly required.

At a friend's house, playing Dungeons & Dragons. The original AD&D system, in fact. 1988.

My marriage was arranged.

at workkkk