aye aye, cap'n.

ok work now.

maybe.

don't know.

I have issues.

no really.

I've been crazy pissed off since 2am.

good friends are good, most are just nutjobs.

why?

He's got a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side.

this board provides the perfect place to vent anger.

NaiveMelody got fired for posting on the SY forum during work time. She probably has issues right now.

what a night

besides losing 1/3 of our office to lay-offs, not having my ganj connect come through for 5 days, and freezig our slaaries and announcing that no xmas bonuses this year?

everything's great!

Im' am truely sorry to hear that....but I have to go toke a bonger now.

You have a job. Be thankful.

I've never received a Christmas bonus. I've never worked anywhere they gave these. A foreign concept to me.

As for the ganja, doesn't that stuff grow all over the place in ditches in Texas?

I had the most fantastic dreams of romance and sex last night. Of a former sweetheart from my teen years. My heart is aching today. It is not so good to be away from one's wife for many days.

Eh, sure, everyone has issues. The job thing sucks, but I can wallow or I can try and move on and get a new one. I'm going for the latter.

^^ has read many books

Yes and Tom Robbins books are my favs. :)

Sorry about that

it's going to be difficult transcribing the entire jist of it, but here goes:

11:30pm
this-guy: hey man have you downloaded the eternal? it's awesome.
FloBot2.0: no, not going to. I want to buy it.
this-guy: don't you download music?
FloBot2.0: not anymore, really. I have almost too much to listen to as it is, and I just buy what I want.
this-guy: oh well I use this program that lets you download from other people's itunes. it usually cost money, but I have a free password!
FloBot2.0: nah, that's ok man. I'll just wait *ponders the horror of keyloggers*
this-guy: don't you want to be cool? (no, really, he "said" that)
FloBot2.0: not so much. I'm a dork, and I'm proud. how about we just meet up some night and swap hard-drive files?
this-guy: but this is free man! I have a password.
FloBot2.0: nah, really. thanks though!
this-guy: whatever you say dude.
FloBot2.0: hey I'll see you at TVOTR in a couple weeks at least!
this-guy: yeah ok don't know

12:00am
this-guy: hey [girlgun] what's wrong with yr husband?
girlgun: huh? what do you mean?
this-guy: I think he hates me. I was trying to share music with him and he was being a jerk.
girlgun: oh really? I know he likes you! he's a little weird though about talking to people.
this-guy: well I don't think I'm going to talk to him again! he really has problems. if YOU ever want to hang out with me and [this-guy's wife] let me know!
girlgun: I'm so sorry [this-guy] I don't know what's wrong with him! I'll talk to him about it though.
this-guy: no don't say anything please!


2:00am
girlgun: hey. wake up. we need to talk.
FloBot2.0: oh god. what happened?
girlgun: I got a weird text from [this-guy]
FloBot2.0: you too? (LOL-IRL)
girlgun: no really. I think you hurt his feelings.
FloBot2.0: what the fuck?? really?
girlgun: yeah, I explained to him that you just seem a little antisocial. he said he wasn't going to talk to you anymore.
FloBot2.0: fine by me. I really have no desire to coddle to other's mental issues.
girlgun: well, he really is a nice guy.
FloBot2.0: really? so nice he would text my wife about my "problems" because I didn't want his fucking keylogger embedded into my itunes folder?
girlgun: uh....what?
FloBot2.0: yeah. he wanted me to download some pirated shit. I don't want to. I don't need it! I tried to be "nice". I even suggested we hang out instead...TWICE! really....YOU read the text log and see just how much of an asshole I am.
girlgun: (read) ....oh. well...


^^^ this, kind sirs and madams, is why I hate humans. useless sacks of ape-dna. by fire be purged.

[editor's note: girlgun is inhuman]

on the flip-side: my good friend was able to calm me down some by explaining that I'm not really antisocial, I'm just not into oklahomans very much. he may be right. unfortunately (poor word choice maybe), he too insists on sending me the fucking eternal. (LOL-IRLx2)

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& then did you and girlgun have the hot monkey sex?

no, I was far too enraged.

besides, she's...uh....leaking hydraulics (ifyouknowwhatImean).

That is a weird situation. Why would [that guy] get mad for you not downloading it?

T M I

"no".

better?

:)

EVOL-g: I blame crazy. ?? beats the fuck out of me.