I HAVE ONE!!!



carrot top - steriod edition



steve buscemi



the entire cast from the broadway musical cats.

Yeah. But, like, she's my wife soo... you might just have to sit in a corner and jack off.

Ewww on the first two accounts. Meh, on the third (your chances of success would not be good. In situations like this, if you hope to get away, you have one shot, and you need to make it good.)

That would work.

you cant say 'ewww'!!!

you HAVE to answer. its the rules of the internet that you simply HAVE to abide.

I'm saying eww to your first two choices. Sorry, that's all I can manage.

Selma Hayek




Penelope Cruz




Monica Bellucci

In another life we will be cats.

Penelope. Nice.

Thats the line I use to seduce people.

"maybe in another life... When we are both cats."

Technical support!!!! Technical support!!!

because i thought for a second we were talking about A FUCKING MASK!!!!!!!

Ha ha. God, I love that movie. Hate Tom Cruise, but love that movie.

FUCK




MARRY

 

KILL