Sell your hair.

fixed!

Can you Sioux someone instead of Sueing them?

so who is gonna break the tie breaker between hard drugs and divine intervention?

"Don't make a scene nigga charge it to the tripple beam, buck the stress and let that lil orange box of baking soda do the rest.. holla at my neighborhood chef Raul, known for cloning chickens and turning one into two thats what he do for a living thats what he's used to.."

You mean to tell us you didn't start robbi'n Mo FUgs.

nah, thats not my style, I'm more into illicit sales and the power of prayer, so I am waiting for the tie breaker between hard drug dealing and divine intervention..



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how to pay for gradschool: DON'T.

get funding-- get a TA (not tits and ass), a GA, or a fellowship.

avoid loans unless you're going to yale law school-- the only one that guarantees you'll pay back (well, there are others).

otherwise man up and get a job.

p) All of the above.

umm.. got one, I think you mean get another one.

you think god works in mysterious ways?

nope

just order this bread and he'll put some cash in yr bank account




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_CYVGN15E

Better start practicing your fellatio skills.

Oh no Rob, that's the goddamn entire plot for "Soul Man". Arghhhh!!!

a friendly reminder from satan: don't forget to swallow!

I've always thought of Satan as a spitter, because Satan doesn't aim to please.

Or maybe Satan just swallows the cock whole after biting it off.

i never spit. never.

then again i enjoy sucking dick. so i guess it's your call.

Swallow but have gum.

while these recent suggestions might be good for some, these suggestions do not help me pay for grad school. besides, I'd much prefer robbing motherfuckerz or pimping out some other chick. after all, its much easier to get a chick to suck fools up or yourself up for you and for $$$, rather than to do it myself:

You could start a pyramid savings scheme, then do a runner with the proceeds.

Alternately, you could start a sponsorship programme, whereby you get a whole bunch of SYG boardies to send you $50 a time, which would be used to help pay your way. What would the boardies get in return for their subscription? Your eternal gratitude, and a CDR containing your thank you message, you singing some Ethiopian hymns, and perhaps a selection of tunes that you have recorded.

Sort of like a make a donation for a child.

Don't pay for Grad School... download it!