ploesj is now the kinky hotness queen

im sorry but zombie flesh smells too funky.

THANK YOU I'LL PASS

but generally speaking the snatch wins. obviously.

you have a PENIS? what in the fuck is this shit?!?!

I knew that finding a girl who was into sarlaccs was too good to be true!



I thought you was a bunny.

bunnies jump fast.

you jump back slow.

means something, don't it?

means something to me.

my penis is detachable.

when do you detach?

i only attach to skull fuck. otherwise i enjoy my female naughty bits.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you. it won't happen again. :(



now...shhhh be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm hunting wabbits with my SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET.

this pleases me

fyi- i was not offering. but if i want, i get. see, im zombie robot. half and half, the best of both. so my snatch is robotic, kinda like a pocket pussy. non rotted and smells sorta like a sweet metallic polyethylene.


im glad, now do my bidding.

alright. fuck me I'm a bunny :D

ps- this is becoming a great thread

some day, honey, I will!
but I gotta get goin'!



o, you minx.

you tease! *hops away*

The penis sheath is the foreskin.

The vagina is the virgin soil that needs to be subdued by man's will... lol not rly

fixed.

i'm a girl who thinks this whole elephant-fisting thing is going to follow her around for some time.

I'm a boy, so..i vote for girls.