Dartanyun. Dar-tan-yun. for real.

Their middle name can be Addams.

Sounds like Funyun

That would have been much better

That dumbest thing ever is someone who is the III (like Sr, Jr, III) and is called Trey. That's a guarantee that the guy is an ass.

I knew a Theodore Lee Jones III that went by Trey. No shit.

Guy should have been named "Thomas"

Yeah, should have.

you mean like d'Artagnan of three musketeers, but transliterated? that's pretty ghetto and yet kinda cool at the same time.

Dar-tan-yun is a dope name, class A, top five excellence.

The only rival to it would be ''Isosceleze'' pronounced eye-saw-suh-leez

I've met a shitload of LaShandas and Tamekas and LaTrishas in Baltimore. There's plenty of them over there.
I was talking to this LaShanda once and asked her: "Why is none of your homegirls called Susan or Jane?". That cracked her up.

I swear - it's almost like they determine their baby's names by rollling dice imprinted with syllables instead of numbers. It's seemingly that random:

"Yo girl, whatchoo roll?"

"I gots a "Sha" a "Quan" and a "Da".

Dixie Normous

there seems to be a trend at the moment in Australia for bogans to name their daughters after expensive foreign cars - lexus, mercedes, etc

watermelondrea

Who are ''they''?

Lamont

Ray-ray