Sonic Youth Gossip - Not to be mean, but........

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Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)

- Non-Sonics (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=5)

- - Not to be mean, but........ (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=32745)

Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski

07.08.2009 01:01 AM

What's Peewee Herman's favorite Nirvana song?

Come as you are... wha?

ZEROpumpkins

07.08.2009 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deflinus

how do you know it's bedtime in michael jackson's home?

when the big hand touches the little hand

beat me to it

deadrockstar

07.08.2009 03:36 AM

I heard Gary Glitter won the eBay auction for MJ's computer.

FreshChops

07.08.2009 05:00 AM

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.....

Antagon

07.08.2009 08:05 AM

Burying MJ is bad for the environment, he has to be recycled

artsygrrl

07.08.2009 08:13 AM

SONIC GAIL

07.08.2009 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

what do wal mart and michael jackson have in common?

they both have little boys pants half off

(for the record i think he was 100% innocent of the allegations against him but it's fun to laugh)

I was going to use that one with JCpennies instead of Walmart.:)

Satan

07.08.2009 11:55 AM

does jcpennys even exist anymore?

SONIC GAIL

07.08.2009 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

does jcpennys even exist anymore?

We have about 3 here. THe hottest shopping spot in town.:)

!@#$%!

07.08.2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl

Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words?

A: Take me to the Children's Hospital.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

he choked on a 9-year old weiner

Quote:

Originally Posted by deflinus

when the big hand touches the little hand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shifty Prophet

Whats the difference between michael jackson and shopping bags?

Nothing. They're both white, plastic and dangerous to small children.

ha ah ah haaa

these were my favorite ones so far

sorry i can't contribute, i dont know any MJ's jokes (except for the ones i've just read here)

Glice

07.08.2009 12:19 PM

You've got it all wrong. He didn't die at all. When the press said 'heart attack in the cardiac ward', they meant 'he had a stroke in the Children's Ward'.

Rob Instigator

07.08.2009 12:35 PM

Michael Jackson special at McDonald's- This Weekend Only!

50-year-old meat served between 12-year-old buns

Zombie Robot

07.08.2009 12:40 PM

Michael Jackson plans to be cremated and have his ashes spread in sandboxes around the world,
so even in death, he can still get into little boys pants.

Danny

07.08.2009 02:10 PM

Since MJ was 90% plastic at the time of his death, they've melted his body down into a plastic slide so kids can play with him for a change.

floatingslowly

07.08.2009 08:17 PM

I give good txt.

Sonic Youth 37

07.08.2009 08:18 PM

Bahah

Seandi

07.08.2009 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)

this thread fails.

oy yeah

Everyneurotic

07.08.2009 11:27 PM

what's the first thing god said when michael jackson went to heaven?

quick!!! hide baby jesus!!!

artsygrrl

07.08.2009 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

what's the first thing god said when michael jackson went to heaven?

quick!!! hide baby jesus!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

jerf	07.09.2009 12:58 AM

why does micheal jackson love twenty-seven year olds?

because theres twenty of them

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