i'm moving to japan.

l8rs.

Well, I suppose in the scheme of things, a claw machine full of tennis-balled sized fake tits is fairly low on the Japanese "fucked-up" scale. Still weird, though.

I'd use one as a stress ball, or maybe I'd put it in between my tits to emulate that chick from Kung Pow!:

Or you could be the Artemis of Epshesus for Halloween

But where will I find such awesome headgear?

Clearly that is a coil of rope and you can buy the assorted bags of toy zoo animals from the dollar store to complete the garb.

Okay. That's it. I'm seriously doing that. Just gotta hit up japan for the ball boobs.

LOLarping.

back on topic, people. back on topic.

I'm going to have to quiz my gay friends about this.

It's tru fax, to be sure. Even the biggest cock hound loves tits. Everyone loves tits, they're like the Misfits.

My gay friends definitely do. They might not wanna motorboat them, but they definitely love them so much they want a pair of their own.

On topic: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=beef+tits

Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.

I didn't read the entry (kinda hate that site) but that was a funny video (right under History).

truth.