Actually, these might be the world's worst Tourists: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cXOesI1Aw0

I was drunk and loaded down with tubs of ice cream. The car was white, like my friend's, and a similar model.

I did apologise, incidentally. They said nothing and just watched as what looked like a 6 ft plus Black Sabbath roadie circa 1971 finally disembarked from their 'automobile'. Maybe the Jessica Simpson looking daughter still masturbates each night at what might've been had her mum not been at the wheel. Maybe the dad went out and bought another gun once he'd found out what'd happened. Maybe I should've left them the ice cream.