uh, joined the official sonic youth messageboard? that's pretty fucked up.

cheated on my boyfriend, yet i beat another girl into submission once for trying to steal my man

So maybe I was a Grand Wizard once.... like, earlier this morning, around the time I ate that Pop Tart. Like, still am right now.

That is so damn hot.

i still feel pretty terrible about it. not the beating part.

I was only talking about the beating part.

If my girlfriend kicked another chicks ass for trying to steal me... oh man, the crazy, crazy sex we would have.

not that the bitch would have stolen him to begin with. i just felt like making it clear to everyone.

Yeah, especially then. I'd be in Boner City.

An ex-girlfriend of mine got pissed at a dude at a Lightning Bolt show once, so she elbowed him in the kidney and then hocked a big loogie on the back of his neck. When he turned around she was all "What?" and stared him down. If we weren't in the middle of seeing Lightning Bolt it'd pretty much have been some hard bareback anal in a bathroom stall right then and there.

Coincidentally happened earlier today. I was about to go into the store from the parking lot, and there's a shoe store by it. I see this guy ripping this girl's shirt and saying not to fuck with him and he'd shoot her and all that. I was confused but then he walked off as I was walking to the sidewalk. I feel dreadful I didn't try to help. I try to defend my cowardness by thinking I had no real idea what was going on so in that situation you know it's wrong but you think, "What do I do? Do I go up and hit him?". I feel slightly better that an officer was there as I was walking out of the store, and told him where I saw him walk off to.

Other than that? Nothing springs to mind right away....

~Jeremy~

yeah it went something like that without the anal part

i beat the shit out of this kid because he started grinding on me out of nowhere. pent up frustration with his increasingly creepy/nasty/desperate advances. drama class, freshman year. lulz.

I beat the fuck out of this dipshit freshman year . He'd always been an asshole to me ever since I moved there the summer before 6th grade. He'd been flipping rubber bands at me on the bus and as I walked by to get off at my house, he hit me in the face with one. He got me with one punch in the mouth, but I'm fairly certain I broke his nose. It never did look quite right after that. Too bad I had braces at the time because my mouth bled like a motherfucker.

One time when I was a lot younger I got mad at my mom for some reason and wrote "I HATE YOU!" a bunch of times on a piece of paper, crumpled it up into a ball, and threw it at her. She cried and I apologized and I still feel awful about it to this day :(

I cheated at my bf. I think that is it.

The bleeding turtle makes my heart hurt, quite a bit. I cant deal with animals being hurt.

When I was 5 or so, I got frustrated at a big toy truck and bashed it against the ground. I felt so guilty, I cradled it in my arms the rest of the day.
Around the same time, my mom brought home this ugly knitted red doll, which I rejected. Again, I felt awful for it so later I rummaged around for it and treasured it.
A few years later, I won a football as some random prize, and I was utterly pissed. ANYTHING, but a fuckin' football. But, I felt so guilty for rejecting it that I ended up cradling it as I slept for weeks.

I tried to kill my younger brother in different ways when I was young and I dont feel bad for it, more confused as to why I didnt/dont. Same with any relationship where I dont meet someones expectations/let them down/turn away. I think that I should feel bad, but I dont. Just wrong for not having a more appropriate response to their pain.

I filmed a guy beating off a dog once........nah, jk.

Fixed.

You're going to get me killed.

Yeah, you're behavior is worse than nambla's.