I need my secrets...but I try to be honest as possible.

The worst secrets we hide from ourselves.

I'm not as somebody said gonna volunteer everything but i'm definitely obliged to tell somebody who i care about and listen to the truth. If someone hates you for it, yr friendship/relationship with them probably wouldn't have meant that much anyway

whatever you say... slut.

I'll always be honest if asked but I really don't have anything that's worthy of being a secret.

I'm a firm believer in being honest and open. BUT, there is a lot of shit that I know and saw that I don't want to think about. So, I usually tell whoever it is I want to start a relationship this and they are cool about it, the majority of the time anyways.

I had a girl call me names and hurt my feelings because I told her I had to visit a homboy in jail. She preferred that I dismiss him as a ''worthless dumb-fuck criminal and let him rot''.

I don't think I would be in a relationship with anyone who doesn't know the shit I've gone through because it's a part of me. Just how it works I guess.

Shifty, are you..."black"?

''no''

are you asking if it is okay to lie to keep someone in yr life, because you think they'd leave if you told them the truth? Doesn't that already tell you a lot about where it is headed?


There are some questions I dont answer when boyshape asks, but only because they are amusing silly questions and amusing silly answers are more fun than the real ones. There is nothing major or traumatic or dumb things I've done or even slightly bad hiccups in my past that boyshape does not know about.

Damn it, I can't post hypothetical dirty secrets without insinuating it of the last poster by consequence.

No fun.

Christ, you sound like you've been to vietnam?

hi, my name is floatlyslowing and I'm a black man living in amerikkka, who's looking for a queen.

no, not that kind of queen, mongLords. a nubian princess ascended.

we will begin our relationship high upon the pillar of truth.

nubian princesses are the worst in public libraries, with their armful of Alice Walkers and their beads, talking loudly about 'histories'.

I tend to go with honesty, but not pathological honesty. Personally, I'm happy enough if a broad like country and doesn't mind the smell too much, I don't really need to know that she deliberately gave her BFF a bad haircut 20 years ago.

I broke off my last relationship with a girl (some-odd 13 years ago) because she secretly liked country. and what a shit kind of music that is; cuntry.


true story.

I like some country too. Does that mean, according to the Floatingslowly Culture Index, that I smell?

You should tell thjem you have diseases if you gonna fuck

you should tell them that you have had trouble with the law, if it could affect them

you should tell them if you fucked their best friends before.

dear rob: I fucked yr best friend. I'm sorry. :(


that depends. I like OLD country. the kind where people did lots of drugs and killing. the new "yeeeehawwww!"-"you keecked mah dawg"-"my cousin is my wife" kind of country can get fucked. it's disney for cowboys. Imma city slicker. *spits*

He enjoyed it. s'allright