Shitting is far more relieving. Farting is just embarassing.

and people are aroused by this act?

whatever happened to the good old romp on a four poster?

not necessarily. if i'm alone in bed, reading a len deighton, and a little wind is broken, it's no source of embarassment at all. Should something rather more substantial emerge however, well then I'm all blushes.

i like saying "hey guess what?" and then letting a massive one rip. makes me laugh, though no one finds it as hilarious(ly disgusting) as i do.

What I don't understand is why they don't make fart-scented candles.

I like to eat these pills that make my farts smell like cinamonn.

girls don't fart, they fluff.