he's wrong about star wars though

better than i expected! thanks for that rob (although it does look a bit like a mutant swamp fish really :( )

It's fiction. The first Star Wars movie is a classic and it told a great story while the second movie impressed the audience because the end was so dark and the bad guys won. The third movie of the original trilogy is very good too even if the plot isn't magnificent but I don't care because they're all very good movies. I think the new trilogy was good but it's nowhere as good as the original trilogy.

YES. YES.

UTTERLY FUCKING RETARDED.

for children 12 and younger

PS- i never even made it to the mitochondria part!

man if i had been a parent when jedi came out, i don't fucking think i would have exposed my gifts-unto-evolution to Logrey and his cabal. Use Chewie as a compass. He was not at ALL comfortable on Endor. Maybe this is because originally the third film was supposed to have involved more of his native Kaasheekians, or maybe there was more to the lore, like he sensed what those elders did to each other in their half-elven styled abortions. IE FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE EWOK

if people are gonna compare star wars to other fiction, it should NOT be sci-fi, for it contains NO sci-fi whatsoever. It should be compared to other made-for-children claptrap, that, although enjoyable and entertaininga nd fun, does not have anything of worth meriting the uber-opbsession fucking grown ups have with what is a childrens outer space fairy tale.

I would ridicule any fucker who was as obsessed over peter pan for instance as the people get obsessed over star fucking wars,

NOT sci-fi.


the first three movies are fun. They had a sensible plot structure intended fo entertainment.
The second three movies were fucking SHIT, flat out. pointless excercises in Lucas masturbating on film. fucking loser fuck. That asshole made people pay to watch three films in which there was no suspense because EVERYONE ONE OF US KNEW THE OUTCOME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!

This is why you are married.

Or whatever you are.

NERD.

star wars fan calling someone out as "nerd?"

Man I know you are older than 12. come on.

Fantasy is only for children?

You sound like my grandfather.

Where?

Rob, you know that if you throw a stone at a convention you are JUST AS LIKELY to hit a klingon, kliingone, whatever, virgin; then you are to hit a stormtrooper right?

regardless, you're right. the prequels suckt and oswald put it relatively well in standup. i will find it momentarily.

star wars isn't sci-fi, it is fantasy. but fantasy isn't always for children just like nunchucks aren't always for ninja turtles.

i'll brb

wtf?

Star Trek is pretty fucking ridiculous and terrible as well.

Comparing the two is justified in that they're both shit.

logic is for mere mortals. i like it when u talk dirty.

here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

that was about as dirty as Tom Hanks trying to get a badger to lick his taint.

with a shovel? really?!


not the way im programmed.

yeah!!!

just a personal peeve against star wars and all it's bufoonery.

peopel always say star wars > Dune, or star wars > star trek, when star wars has nearly nothing in common with either of those.

star wars is to sci fi as Indiana Jones is to historical film.

it is a great fantasy, fun times for al, but no subtext, no depth, no ideas, no moral choices to be made.

real sci-fi has all that.

hence my beef.

plus fozzie bear's voice coming out of Yoda has always made me laugh

C'mon now, I said Tom Hanks, taint, and badger all in one post. What more could a femile ask for?