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sarramkrop 08.30.2009 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
we're forgeting the human of course.

Absolutely.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 03:01 PM

could humans defeat rats if both had the same strength.

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
could humans defeat rats if both had the same strength.

YES.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 03:02 PM

yeah, have to agree

Anngella 08.30.2009 03:02 PM

Why would the human win? Unless it was using a human-made weapon, I don't see why it would win.

EDIT: If it was a war with every species of animal, that is.

godsfavoritedog 08.30.2009 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
could humans defeat rats if both had the same strength.


With or without weapons?

demonrail666 08.30.2009 03:03 PM

yeah, but you'd have to consider a man made weapon, just as you'd have to consider a spider's web

Anngella 08.30.2009 03:04 PM

Spiders are biologically programmed to build webs for survival. Humans aren't biologically programmed to build nuclear bombs for survival.

Anngella 08.30.2009 03:06 PM

Also, I think the waterbear would win because if that kind of war was going on, it could just hide under something and nothing would know it was there.

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
Why would the human win? Unless it was using a human-made weapon, I don't see why it would win.

EDIT: If it was a war with every species of animal, that is.


Animals are too stupid to have the internet and polls. And that's just a start.

demonrail666 08.30.2009 03:15 PM

and we have steven seagal

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 03:21 PM

Precisely. We have a variety of things to choose from, they don't. They don't have ipods or discounted food. It must be a boring life being a cow, what with chewing grass, and not much else to do?

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 03:28 PM

One thing animals have is a lack of irony, which makes them more amiable, when not aggressive, creatures than your average human being

SYRFox 08.30.2009 03:52 PM

Elephants

Toilet & Bowels 08.30.2009 04:02 PM

locusts maybe.

but really humans are already winning this war, i mean look at how many speceis we've defeated (i.e. made extinct) already

SYRFox 08.30.2009 04:13 PM

actually, axolotls. Their ability to regenerate whole parts of their bodies (ie their brain) combined with an added strength would lead them to victory

exploding plastic candle 08.30.2009 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
Spiders are biologically programmed to build webs for survival. Humans aren't biologically programmed to build nuclear bombs for survival.

well you could argue that our development of weapons like nuclear bombs is a product of our biological programming.

TheFoxBen 08.30.2009 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox
actually, axolotls. Their ability to regenerate whole parts of their bodies (ie their brain) combined with an added strength would lead them to victory


Poll is closed, we've got a winner.

sarramkrop 08.30.2009 04:29 PM

I don't see the point of this thread if we count humans as animals. The answer is obvious.

pbradley 08.30.2009 04:30 PM

Strength doesn't separate homo sapiens from the rest of the animal kingdom. Intelligence and history does.


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