I once met Father Guido Sarducci in an elevator.

I had nothing to say to him either.

Ha ha. Yeah, I see--Army, gay. Air Force, straight. I made the right choice.

F!6 pilot fighter zero coming into "refuel", big goose. stick yr boom in me.

i thought it was the navy that way gay. with the long/hard/full of seamen subs & all. plus 9 months undersea. isn't it why all of england is gay, after all-- the famous navy?

speaking of confessions, i have none.

now that you guys mention it, I bet them gays are EVERYWHERE.

too bad there's not a test, huh?

we could round 'em all up at once!

Foxholes. While there may be no aetheists in foxholes, there will be lovers.

^^^ I expected that. something's wrong.

thx boys.

damn, who can refute empirical science and having the scars to show for it.

i surrender to the evidence of your many blisters.


glutton!

fuck, i didn't delete my gay revealing phrase fast enough.

It's the foxholes. I'm telling you, it's the foxholes.

In a "cockpit," you're separated by all the mechanical stuff. There's no way.

gmku would like to see yr cock pit.

Not really, but if verme wishes to expose himself, who am I to be critical.

isn't a 'cock pit' more fitting as a euphenism for a vagina?

No. A vagina is a loving cup and don't you forget it!

vagina is so passe. the word vagina itself is phallo-centric. it comes from a Latin word that means "sheath" (a sheath is where you put your sword).

i prefer snatch. and im bringing back cooter.

I can't stand most lesbian porn (and I usually f other girls). It's a huge turn off when the girls don't seem like they are into it. Gay male porn is more like an odd fascination...

who the fuck are you?



here, you want me to confess something? i used to eat my scabs when i was little. guilty.

^ ew dood.