I just need someone to spit on me, slap me around, degrade the fuck out of me, and call me a dirty boy.

How about making long distance phone calls on her cell while fucking?

i will. (asp)

you're all dirty filthy monkeys!

join in the fun!

i don't bite hard.




okay i bite really hard.

Everyone in this thread is now thinking of Brett Michaels.

And the only thing sexier than lesbians is involuntarily blindfolded lesbians!

We've had cybersex, yeah. Call her up and talk, while seeing each other on webcam. Kinda fun actually. But you know.

who doesn't love a lez?


jesus christ i don't think i've ever been so sore in my life. i like it.

I just think sex should be degrading, disgusting, nasty, violent, painful, ridiculous, hard, and weird. I am not really into that "lovemaking" stuff usually.

Count me in!

so many people piss me off with that making love shit, in my opinion at least sex has nothing to do with love. it's supposed to be animalistic.

I like it that way too but it's not "supposed" to be anything. It's supposed to be pleasurable and if someone isn't into violent fucking, it's nothing wrong with them.

The idea of procreation is a huge turn on for me.

Pretty much the opposite of dirty talk but the biology of combining genetic material to create new life is hawt.

Of course, I don't mean to insinuate that non-reproductive sex is wrong, particularly to those who are attracted to the same sex. I just get turned on by the idea.

I like heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.

Girls always look so good with cum on their face.

On that same note, I love getting a pussy juice moustache.

Naughty.

Now if you mentioned using a condom, I would just riot.

I KNOW. I'm so scandalous.

Brett Michels is a BITCH