I do have an Idea what to say, didnt want to sound like a dumb-ass---but that can't be helped either way - the guitar noise is a great idea deflinus !

just be honest. do NOT play the song "True Companion" PLEASE

lets get fat and old together

"let's fuck in the most awkward position possible tonight"

is this thread seriouz?

can't be

If you really want an idea for your wedding, get a divorce a nanosecond later, and set a new World's Record. That'd be memorable.

SYG, the perfect place to ask for wedding vow ideas!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=nl&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft:nl-be:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7MEDA_nl&ei=z_-xSsDuO4bw-Qb7vPzcCQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q= wedding+vows&spell=1

Here ya go.

You talk about how cold bitches can be. Had a friend get married go through the whole 9 yards and at the wedding party the bitch gave him the slip and ran off with another guy with all the honeymoon tickets etc..

while she was away on the honeymoon he started selling off the stuff and pocketing the cash....

^^ haha awesome(for the dood makin' the money that is). I hope he made a buttload.

once I work up the nerve, I have to tell a very good friend that I won't be coming to his wedding next month.

is it wrong to not want to spend the $400+ that it would cost me?

Funerals > weddings.