YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS, IF YOU SLAUGHTER HIS PARENTS, HE'LL NEVER GET THE $50 GAME THAT LOOKS LIKE AN XBOX CONTROLLER.

THIS THREAD IS SO SAD THAT WHEN I SAW IT, I TURNED AROUND 360 DEGREES.

 

i'm coming in there to kick you and oh talk shit about something i saw in the picture thread.

that kid's heart dropped like an abortion

kieerkinham, didn't an independent conference deliver you a catholic blow to the existential?

what's more, kid holding NEW CHRISTMAS CAMERA is brother, instigating.

but floatingslowly, how do you KNOW that it's a NEW CHRISTMAS CAMERA?

A: BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD A KID BE TAPING HIS BROTHER AT CHRISTMAS?

in this thread: childless, siblingless, materialistic twats.

OMG GIVE HIM THE XBOX NOW I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSESSSSSSSS.

A: HAVE YOU CHECKED HIS TROUSERS? IT'S IN HIS TROUSERS.

i haven't checked his trousers, pray tell, what did the SGSI team find on this quest? please tell me it was a bear recurve bow circa 1874...

nope, nope

that's good then. harvest coming in?

probably, kant say

better chekov hume en la plage

i'm trying to pun barthes and derrida on a gossip forum when i have to answer the question "what is the relationship (in it's fullest complexity) between beauty and art" in three pages by tomorrow

i just don't know where to sartre

bester sartre woolfe flight alexie

adorno schopenhauer rosen butler locke or alighieri schelling ludwig FUCK

Kafka Mother Fucker

ahhh, how quaint

Marcel Proust Bitch

The most distressing part of it is that they get him clothes when he is clearly in far greater need of a hairbrush

I suspect that this brilliant troll works on people's racist belief that black people really can't afford xboxes.

Probably a setup for Funniest Home Video. Cash in on a kid's misery....