I'm Scottish.

Hello.

Mint! We definitely need more of our sort on yarr. Fair shout mind. Where biss 'ee now then? I's down Brissol buss frahm wessonsupprmayr, innum?

Also, I find it laughable how Americans will quite often say 'I'm 1/26th Peurto Rican, 4/8ths Welsh etc etc' when the majority of Europe just say they're from where they're from and if pushed will say, "well, my grand/parents are x, but I'm essentially y" rather than tersely fabricate an interesting heritage.

I do have Irish hair though.

I can't understand a word that you're saying. Could you remove that piece of straw from between your teeth, please?

Racist.

we had some morris dancers booked for a work event yesterday, most of them either looked like glice, or what i imagine glice to look like when he reaches the ages of 40. 50, 60, grows a beard, gets fat, etc.

Now that's a word I haven't seen used on here for a while.

I'm going to take that as a compliment. Morris men are awesome.

i did a fart in your mouth

I'm from Lille in France. Hello.

What an odd thing to say.

I is frum da UK! But my parents aren't.




And I'm a westcountrian too! I don't like cider either, it is disgusting...or do you mean the obsession is disgusting?

that literally made me laugh out loud (not in a gay lol way it was more an involunary 'heeee' that took me by surprise) not sure why but then i do laugh at odd things

i biss furtherer down from brissol in zumerzet long time ago when i tries to get to brissol oi got lost and noirly drove to wales on toll bridge//
*i assure u i can do a local accent far better than i can type it?!! wtf am i on about??*

so you have irish hair eh? how do you cultivate it? i must learn from you

to Lurker: both the obsession and the cider are digusting.

my dad was a morris dancer!!!! im not making it up i have already bewailed this in the complain thread i think____

maybe you need to get out more?

ya the guy is right. when you go out more then you will probably see more people farting into more peoples' food despotries.

however if you go out less then be prepared to face the many faces of internal gaseous discomfort.

Sometimes I think when you're 25+ yrs you should be able to just fucking hire a backwater nerd to expel your life with a crossbow bolt. These thoughts correlate directly to accomplishments. Not crapping your pants = accomplishment. Thus your crossbow bolt assassination sallies backwards.

See?

i am spreading the word in the streets.

at least 25% trace heritage back to Africa.

At least 25% trace heritage back to mesoamerica and or spain

belize here, but i do watch monty python

ah then ye have become a local... yes but ye may appear small as being very far away...