More than very clever it's often very predictable, in that you kind of know the punchline before it comes in.

The word "gay" has definitely been through the treadmill with its definition. Gay started off meaning happy, then it changed to meaning being homosexual, now it means stupid. It's really gay.

"gay" and "smoker" are the most important part of my identity!!!!!

True fact.

I prefer queer than gay. Gays are gay.

sneaky how? you bought them...it wasnt like you were getting money...

I'm fucking queer as hell and it rules. I try not to formulate my identity around my sexuality (or any other element of my private life...identity politics weirds me out..) but it seems to come up a lot....

I did, however, quit smoking...for the most part. I still have a cigarette every now and then.

because I like you, I am going to dignify you with another reply.

WHEN DID YOU STOP BEING GOOD AT THIS GAME??

cue:dismay

mistaking shit from the onion as proper news = massive and hilarious embarrassment.

Really? I try to put my dick into every aspect of my life and others' lives.

Since I have to spell it out for you: the video I got from David Stubbs'facebook page, a man not exactly known for his lack of humour, and it clearly is from the orange, a site I visit fairly regularly in the hope of finding something to entertain myself with at work. I used the tone of a deliberately outraged person because I kind of knew the sort of response I'd get. And you proved more than inspiring with your comment abou making a good ex-smoker on the other thread. The reason for all this is because your continuous attempts at humour are often irritating, so I thought I'd take the mickey out of you while deliberately appearing serious. For someone who likes to be known as jollyslowly, you sure take the internet much more seriously than I previously thought, what with this being good at this or that business.

Maybe you took our mock seriousness too seriously?

Oh Onion, the discord you bring to the internet with your irreverent titles.

c'mon everyone knows smoking is for ladyboys.

i love how op is pretending that they knew this was fake news after floaty pointed it out

^ has just earned porkmarras' passive aggressive wrath.

what's that sack of nerd rage going to do to me

re: tl;dr

I get enough serious business offline. why the hell would I want to take that with me when I jack-in?

there are far too many idiots on the internet pretending to be intelligent.

I say fuck them. fire with fire. damn the torpedoes.

until the day that this board stops shitting diamonds, I'll save my decipherable texts for pm's.

*syg national anthem*