i ain't done shit, good sir.

and i've never claimed to.

i'm about to eat a sandwich though.

its on the tinterweb, its must be true.

I was really worried about Paris, and I'm so glad that I was able to hear this news. It's made a real difference in my life. This news was soooo thread-worthy!

for dinner, I had the reuban.

Chili.

who was your ex girlfriend sucking off at that time?

me? nico's son? who knows?

awwwrite!

this just in: sandwich finished, moving on to ice cream. some sources say there may or may not have been a shitty salad on the scene...

I was busy suckin nico off, so your ex girlfriend must have been busy being impaled by her son next door.

well then i presume that he must have said to my ex either, "you're not as good as my mum" or "you're better than my mum"

no threeway?

no, she wasn't into that

I think that was her vagina talking

Oh my god people like you are fucking annoying. Just die already

HAHA !!

noted for future reference. That explains a lot!:rolleyes:

Can you imagine what would happen if we let people that enjoy things that aren't ugly white boys with shit guitars carry on? Breed even? People might actually enjoy themselves. In public, even! Won't somebody think of the children?

Haha, seriously though, chill. You useless prick.

You're incapable of understanding simple concepts because your brain has gay malaria.

Can you imagine what would happen if we let useless socialites keep garnering self-conscious self-reference? Can you imagine what would happen if we? Can you imagine what? Can you imagine? Can?

Oh! The ancient ones are awake!