I can't even get a haircut on my own.

why not?

i cant even get a haircut.

Can't you cut it yourself?

thats what i do. but im no pro, and it shows.

From the photos I've seen of you, your hair looks fine. :)

I cut it today actually, each bit of it is a different lenght, but I don't care.

Now I am wondering about the thread starter, who goes with him when he gets a haircut because he can't do it alone?

I kind of relate to that because when I was 8 years old I couldn't shower without keeping the door open because I thought the Devil would come and take me.

what is this i can't even

My mum, duh. Did it yesterday incidentally.
But if you think this is bad you should see me with unemployment agencies.

Well, at least she said you were deap and by no means ordanary.

No sarcasm, I swear.

You really should consider a sideline career of selling those photos through Spam.

im too drunk to even get that?

I'm sure that just increases their value.

So...what now? And how do I stop feeling sick?

That could be helpful if it were written in English.

Further questions along the lines of your (a) would be rather pushing it wouldn't it considering her previously posted response?

I wouldn't know how to or be able to go about getting to hanging out as friends.
This is useless, I'm fucked.