intergalactic!

I was thinking more...

planetary!

Because I wanted to be abused for wanting to be abused?

I'm all kinds of meta-fucked up. Tell me Aristotle was categorically wrong. I think I have a half chub.

galileo was full of shit

Please, I'm not that Christian.

*looks elsewhere for fetish*

you know what? fuck you then.

I wouldn't return the favor, bore.

you're even more predictable than i am.

satan what vintage rock tee are you wearing?

Ha ha, you didn't even know about my masochism before now. Stop pretending so hard. It doesn't work on me.

The again, I suppose you are trying to con whatever future audience that reads this as history. Good luck!



Oh! Are you abusing me? If so, be more explicit. I love the explicitness.

Tool.

she wouldn't

one second ago is history... history is being made right now.

guns and roses

Shittiest band since Motley Crue, which, after that, is ever.

Shittiest band ever, after Motley Crue.

you're in the jungle baby. you're gonna die.

Let history record that you are a mundane, towing-the-line bore

The jungle gym?

I'm far from really any jungle.

im having fun playing tard wars with you pbrad.

Sarcasm... no. No sexual response. Sorry.

I guess it takes a certain level of philosophical conditioning to know my weak spots. Where is glice? He could get me... semi-off?