Just last night, I dreamt I was carrying a ladder through a big public library. I walked past Woody Allen in a Hasidic getup. He said 'hello'.

Freudians: go to it!

I had a dream once where for some reason my goal in life was to put postage stamps on squirrels. This was well before they introduced the self-adhesive stamps so trying to accomplish this was an exercise in futility. If I got close enough to the squirrels and then tried to lick the stamp, the squirrels would get away but if I tried to lick the stamp before I reached the squirrels, the glue would dry and when I put it on a squirrel, the stamp would just fall off. It was an extremely frustrating dream. I still have no idea what it could have meant.

the other night I had a dream where I was in a house in the ghetto hiding out from something, I have no idea what it was. my parents and a bunch of little kids were hiding with me, and someone ran in the house and said SHE'S COMING SHE'S COMING so I bolted upstairs and hid on the balcony porch thing. downstairs I heard multiple gunshots. I tried to escape by jumping off of the porch balcony thing but just as I was hanging off the railing she shot me in the head. I could feel the blood dripping down my face, and it was really cold for some reason.

I once had a dream that was just this:

had a lucid dream the other night. was insane.

I really want to experience one again.

Your subconscious was clearly telling you to buy one.

my subconscious has no interest in that.

Buy one and find out. If you stop dreaming of pickwick cheval mirrors, then you'll know it did.

i stopped doing that after having one that really fucked with my head. i havent been reading about it in a while but i remember an article by some guy who was asking questions about the potential for things to go wrong with lucid dreaming.

basically, before i went to sleep i listened to a sic alps songs on my mp3 player thru headfones. i cant remember which one, it was one of the ones of US EZ. in the dream the song played. but i dont just mean i heard it in the dream. the exact song played note for note in perfect fidelity. it freaked me out and music didnt sound right for months afterwards. i mean the song played perfectly, you'd think in a dream it would be like recording a show off the tv onto a vhs, there would be some loss of quality and extra fuzz. but no. the song played over the dream exactly like as if i had fallen asleep with my headfones on.

i was running from the police all last night, don't know what i'd done but they really wanted to catch me.

i had a dream a woman was trying to rape me.?

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you.

the other night i dreamt that i was being chased by an alien of some description and was being rescued in a spaceship made out of cake.

the night before that i dreamt that a man was trying to rape me.

go figure that one then.

I find it interesting that my dreams are in colour yet still the most recurring colours are black and white! There are also random celebrity cameos in my dreams quite often. The weirdest dreams however are the ones that affect my waking life. I had a few of them. Once I dreamt that I just so happened to stand on rail tracks and a train was rushing my way. When I saw the train I woke up but I somehow mentally still was within my dream. So I got out of bed and waited for a train to pass by so I can cross the tracks and get wherever I intended to go (I have no fucking clue). After a minute of waiting in front of my bed in complete darkness I came to myself and thought "What the fuck am I doing here?"

Had a dream about my ex last night...

There was more to it but that was the last notable thing, and the one I remember most clearly

9 years since the last post. Dang.

I hardly ever dream.

Last night I had a dream where there was some weird zombie-tag game going on.

Also there was a brothel close to my house, which I ended up spending a bit of time in. Didn't get to do anything, but I was around and making conversation.

Then a girl from my school, who I've had a lot of feelings for but has moved, showed up. I was really happy to see her, and we kissed a bit (she went in).

Fuck, dreams are weird.

Went to a library.