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Satan 11.28.2009 07:13 PM

i almost became a stripper.....

jon boy 11.28.2009 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
i almost became a stripper.....


big suprise.

Dead-Air 11.28.2009 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
i almost became a stripper.....


you're still young, and there's so much time...

davenotdead 11.28.2009 07:27 PM

pics or it didn't happen

pbradley 11.28.2009 07:37 PM

That would be a horrible strip show.

Satan 11.28.2009 07:38 PM

it didn't happen dave. almost.



stripping in private is so much more fun.

Dead-Air 11.28.2009 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
That would be a horrible strip show.


true, not much would happen.

Satan 11.28.2009 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
That would be a horrible strip show.

yeah, your jaw would shatter when it hit the floor and that hurts like a bitch.

Dead-Air 11.28.2009 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
yeah, your jaw would shatter when it hit the floor and that hurts like a bitch.


I think he meant "pics or it didn't happen" would be a horrible strip show. at least I was giving him credit for being witty about that. I'm sure if you stripped for him, he'd give you the resiquite Washington or two.

davenotdead 11.28.2009 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
it didn't happen dave. almost.



stripping in private is so much more fun.



i'll settle for pics of the almost ... its a slow night

Anngella 11.29.2009 03:08 AM

I know there's at least one song I thought of stripping to once.

Totally forgot what it is, though. But now I want to jam HARD to Sonic Youth.

Satan 11.29.2009 03:19 AM

1. pbradley's wit escapes me


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Originally Posted by Dead-Air
I'm sure if you stripped for him, he'd give you the resiquite Benjamin or two.

2. fixed

DeadDiscoDildo 11.29.2009 03:22 AM

Give me a free one darling

Satan 11.29.2009 06:05 AM

oh look what ive started

god damnit. no more anecdotes.

!@#$%! 11.29.2009 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
oh look what ive started

god damnit. no more anecdotes.


it cracks me up how you inevitably make the puppies follow you

Keeping It Simple 11.29.2009 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air
she had a tattoo from a Cocteau Twins album on her thigh too. I found myself wanting to talk with her a lot more than fantasizing about fucking her, which means she's not doing her job particularly well, especially because she's totally physically hot. interesting people are just too hard to find, be they fuckable or not, anymore.


I bet if George Clooney, Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and an average looking Cocteau Twins fan was in the crowd, she'd jump into bed with the average looking Cocteau Twins fan. :D

knox 11.29.2009 09:32 AM

well, i would if i had to choose, dont know about her.

Dead-Air 11.29.2009 09:43 AM

I'm trying to picture the "average Cocteau Twins fan" to make a qualified decision, but I keep coming up blank.

knox 11.29.2009 09:49 AM

i googled cocteau twins fan

 


 

Dead-Air 11.29.2009 09:56 AM

that's amazing, because that's just what she looked like, except for the sexy long black hair and pale skin of course.


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