good way of putting it

The true apocalyptic event will be happening on January 1, 2013, and it will occur in my lungs, from laughing so fucking hard.

i disagree.

11/23/2010. Miley's 18th b-day. its goin down. the world won't be ready for her assault on adulthood

In other words her tits.

For you dave.

I can just hear her hoarse laugh on the tub pic.

i know. kind of aroused just thinking about it

That just made my penis shrivel up.

so yr giving the mayans 10 days grace?

Yes. I want to make sure 2012 is in the books before I let it all out.

ha ha. don't blame the ancient mayans for the stupidity of modern-day new agers.

yeah, it's dec 22.

but just in case--

i'm stockpiling cans of tuna & hollow-point bullets!

yeah obvious pic, but couldn't you have found a picture of charlotte rampling?

Are you going to post in the recipes thread?

rockets my ass did you see this video?
fuck the scientists, I say it is in relation to the northern lights.. some kind of magnetic storm. BBC suggests it was ice crystals, and I have seen the moon have weird green rings from ice crystals, but not with such fluid movement..

that is most definitely not a missile spinning out of control..

I'm seeing the stars that disappear in the sun
The shooting's easy if you've got the right gun
And even though I'm sitting waiting for miles I don't believe there's any future in cars

Hole in the sky, gateway to Heaven
Window in time, through it I fly

Looks like someone was having a good laugh with a DIY searchlight/uber beamer in their back garden.

actually, it's the 21st at 12:00 noon (CST), to be exact.

I plan to sacrifice girlgub by dumping her in the sacred cenote.

sssh...only me and my new cosmic overlords know the plan.

something tells me it will all go very wrong at around 11:59 and you'll end up cenoted.