it wasn't just the solstices.

Heyzeus is an amalgamation of numerous Deities & Demigods.

TSR taught me that.

i'm the anti to yr anti-christmas thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwCtpbZLQE4

merry christmas / fuck you haterz

i am trying to avoid the xmas hype this year. it can be numbing. it's just another holiday. the end of the year hype is also over-rated. not that it doesn't have it's place. it's just too distracting from reality for me this year.

probable title of my next tape release.

Funny, because I would expect you to think of A Christmas Carol as liberal nonsense.

viva la festivus.

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currently enjoying this muchly.

Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

i'm going to my dad's place, make some food together, eat, get money because he can't think of stuff i'd want/need.

we usually have a 'real' christmas on new year's eve, with my mother, just hanging around the house all afernoon, cooking something nice, giving each other a load of small or silly presents just for fun.. and then everyone goes their separate ways to celebrate new year.

its going to be awful.

that sounds best doesnt it.

almost is for pussies.

so you're into the cousin fucking thing?
i actually have had that debate.
it's not like we're in the middle ages, i mean we're not going to make mutant babies or anything...

condoms.

wait did ur post disappear?

my wife has two cousins that fucked.

now, one goes by the name of "Strange" and the other is a world-champion medicine-ball lifter. I'll let you guess which one's female.

no more christmas!

crap, what did they do to her?

I dunno. my cousin's are pretty hot though. do you think I could get them to leave California? I'm pretty sure cousin-fucking's frowned upon there.

Both? (that was a trick question, right?)


The only thing I dislike about Christmas are the godawful annoying songs you always have to endure in the shops, while on hold on the telephone, etc... Fuck you Paul Mccartney, Band Aid and Wham!

Also, if I were king then Christmas would always be held on Thursdays and Fridays instead of 25+26th December. Next year it's on Saturday and Sunday! Ugh.