I would stop paying homeless people, because it really doesn't help the situation. And write the child an IOU from the fairy with an explanation.

back in the day, when everyone was getting wired, I'd have a couple cups of coffee and chuckle softly at my cost-savings.

I'd write her an IOU saying the tooth fairy ran out of cash, and leave a few cookies with it as well.

Dr Rockzo is the best.

Use Monopoly money.

It was Sunday and late. This is England you fool.

She's not retarded:rolleyes:.

Be careful what you say in jest. Some people actually believe that kind of tosh.

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She doesn't believe in the tooth fairy anymore despite me coming up with the money. I got it out of my savings account (back of the sofa).

She says if Santa exists why doesn't he give presents to poor children instead of us having to send parcels to them?

Santa doesn't exist therefore neither does the tooth fairy.

damn she's smart. she's like - santa can give us whatever present we want but he can't give us the gift of taking away western material guilt so he lacks authentic existance. she's a marxist genius.

that's pretty much what it means by "america" right there.

garage. toolbox.

smart kids are hard to parent.

still, you should have taken my advice about the tooth witch.