^ terrible advice

i don't want any goddamned advice-- i pay a professional for that!

i want horny, desperate love letters, panties in the mail, phone sex, webcam stripping and promises of sexual slavery -- otherwise, what's the point of being in someone's "heart"? unless we're talking blood relatives-- in which case, that's yucky.

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ps: ha! :p

you can also pay a professional for that.

K thanks Knox. This one is a little time sensitive. Should I go lasertagging which I don't want to do unless I'm pretty drunk or should I stay at home for the while is empty for a little while and drink. Btw I kind of don't want to do that either.

you should stay home drunk.

evol what are you talking about laser tag is awesome. Go pew pew some eleven year olds!

knox i have a work mates leaving event tonight then volunteer work afterward. How many drinks am i allowed to have?

i don't know, with people from work i'd be very careful.

amerikangod:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshuY...eature=related

sunbeams are at a premium high.

just made my day

I shouted at it. It still doesn't work. Could you tell it to cunt off? The prick.

I had 3 and part of someone elses. It was fineeee. My boss just gave me coffee when I turned up 10 mins late.

Then we all played scrabble.

i simply can't find a pair of pants that fits well, 34 is too small and 36 falls down. can't find any 35s. strangely the only pants i own that i can get in are 32 waist.

i've been wearing those 2 pairs of pants everyday for about 6 months

Dear knox,

How can I get fake tan off my leather seats in my car?

To whom it may concern:

What kind of pro-active strategy can I develop that would help me to navigate through people's landmine hang-ups?

Please deliver the answer in a self-addressed envelope with a $20 processing fee in check or money order.

phoenix - congratulations, it takes a lot of strenght to have 3,5 drinks.

wellcharge - you know all you have to do is get them adjusted.

kis - leather seats and fake tans are criminal in my world, so i can't help.

Ever thought of braces?

I knead a yob and I knead to get layd


Not necessarily in that order

Prostitution.

Killing two birds with one stone should be an innuendo for threesome.