no, don't take this thread out on the internet. the hate-machine has its purpose too.

I met my baby on the hate-machine.

i hear this as my client is about to fuck me out of some money

"posssssitiiiiiive....."

I make a lovely bit of banana bread.

Melons.

yr doing it wrong. perhaps you should be thankful for checks that are actually in the mail.

ohm armani punany.

no no, i just got off the phone with the fucker. instead of a check he's sending me "an email". WTF.

i gotta get out of the service business.

it's the universe telling me to switch to products. mother. fucker.

Will you take your bad vibes out of this thread. Moaning minnie.

Ginger beer.

I'm thankful for pookie. dear universe, he deserves a gold star.

fuck you. it's my money.

thank you, universe, for not making me pay to access SYG, while making !@#!$!@# believe that he does.

you really do love me.

no, really, this is a serious post-- thank you, universe, for reminding me, not to do business with crazy people! actually-- i should stay the fuck clear off them completely-- thank you! THIS IS THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN. I WILL LISTEN THIS TIME!

sometimes, we can't help it. crazy people make up 95% of the planet. do not limit yr opportunities!

i know. crazies buy products on the interwebs and you don't even have to talk to them. "gimme your credit card-- click here-- adios"

I hope this helps.

see? surgery-- it's a service-- THANK YOU, UNIVERSE!

i'll be the next thighmaster tycoon. mark my words.

well not thighmaster itself but some other such useless crap-- oh, the millions to be made!

Blackbird song.

Sorry Universe I'm being very Earth-centric I know.

because I like to explain myself, I need to say that although this thread's title was dedicated to suchfriends, the body and spirit of it is all for mah baby.

thank you for allowing (and bringing me back from) brief moments of mental weakness, so that I can see them for what they are, and allow myself to become strong once more.

you amaze me daily. I am much more thankful for you than this thread, or anyone but the great spirit will ever truly know. thank you, my love.

it must be made clear that I had nothing to do with her fucking surgery or 99% of the things she's ranting about.

just sayin'.

I space Floating Slowly?

got the kid like watch ya manners since I came outa jail its like the planets gone bananas..