i dunno, that sounds like something you'd do to get a generous raise or maybe even a promotion

Don't do something you can get charged for... that's just.. stupid.

I think I would make a giant castle around myself out of boxes and shit in the middle of the store, and then burst out of it saying something way cooler than I can come up with, and never come back.

OR, since you work at Wal-Mart, you could either change all the prices to be really high, or really really low.

Or you could pretend to meditate all day and say Buddhism is the path you have chosen. Be sure to show up in a brown robe.

Or you could slowly fake (or for real) go insane.

ALSO: be sure to film it or have someone else film it and show us, okay?

Skip out at the first sign of real work.

Tell them that you have to pack because you are moving.

just start wearing fancy dress to work until they tell you to stop coming in.

take your boss and co-workers out to lunch claiming it's all on you, you just hit the lottery or got a big inheritance and duck out the door before the check...