even if i'd happily butcher the aristocracy? ok.

Sorry, I retract that. That was uncalled for and I apologise unreservedly.

We'd call you a pompous, insignificant dickhead in this country.

ps- if sarah palin ever becomes president, it will be all your fault

you can marry her idiot daughter too. i hear she's available.

I don't think she'd be able to get me into the CMA's, so I'll probably pass.

God, can you imagine that? Going to the CMA's as Miley's armband? "Oh, hey Reba. Yeah, I'm Miley's new fella. From England, that's right..." I'm all a-moist with the thought.

if you knew what this country/nascar/teabagger scene was really like instead of the fantasies you project, your cunt would dry up and turn into arizona

but anyway, as fantasies go, they are harmless-- just a little repellent when shared.

yall talkin bout hicks

Oh yeah, I'd much rather live in your world of salad-fetishers who could no more change a tyre than they could take a brisk walk in a mild breeze.

I'm with Gail on this one. Big up.

bOY hOWDY

Miley's Godmother is Dolly Parton. So if you marry Miley, not only would you be on first name terms with Dolly, she'd be your Godmother-in-law. Just think about that for a second. You'd be related to Dolly Parton. She'd ring you up for an occasional natter. You'd exchange presnts at Christmas and birthdays. She'd make you a sandwich if you popped over. You'd have evening chats on her porch, just the two of you, as the sun set. Just close your eyes and imagine that for a moment. Dolly Parton ... DOLLY FUCKIN' PARTON would make you a sandwich.

tetterhead, i can't remember the last time i ate a salad, i drive a bigass 4x4 truck that i mostly fix myself, but does the american equivalent of the lumpenproletariat who votes against their own economic interests so they can keep their guns horrify me?

youbetcha



good luck w/ frogface

if miley remains unattainable, there's always something closer to home for you, called "bristol"

I'm with you two on this too. One of the reasons I've dumped the guy I was going out with recently is because he said that he didn't like one of my best friends' accent, therefore that entitled him to think he's stupid, apparently. That crossed the line in a big way.

ok i'll concoct and publicize my own fantasy where i marry what you english cunts call a chav (unless they have gone out of style and no longer exist). yeah, i've seen you all mock them-- years ago maybe, but you're guilty of the same.

And trust me, I have the patience of a saint.
A dead one now.

Stop spoiling the image I have of you in my head: a guy in a hairnet, meticulously waxing his moustache between games of backgammon.

haha

I can understand that. Can't be with somebody yr not on level with. Im a neck in check. Yall should hear me talk it's thick. But I have 2 waysof speaking. I can speak in my aristocratic retoric in Interior Design snob land and also in an overly accented tone with lots and lots of slang but i aint stupid. its my roots.

GD likes this post a lot.

yeah i'm not damning all southerners-- fuck, it's just that miley cyrus & co. that get me foaming at the mouth. and by extension, this:

http://twitter.com/sarahpalinusa

it's all connected

I honestly cant stand her. She is fake southern. REAL southern grls are like me an i aint nothin like that.

real southern girls have voices like honey and are delicious to listen to for hours

mmm-mmm-mmm!

also: the south gave birth to the best american writers

being purposefully ignorant and faking a twang is another story, right?