How many Americans and Australians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One of each!
The Australian to screw in the bulb and the American to whistle and clap appreciatively at how nice the view is looking up the ladder.

I am Kate Moss'wedding dress, and I DON'T LIKE IT.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there"
"Glice"
"Glice Who"
"Glice to meet you!"

Two Glice's walk into a bar.
One of them says "I want some european fucking cream".
"hmmm," says the other. "I only have glice cream!"


lololololjajajajaja!11!!

Did you read about this? Turns out senator/congressperson/president/prime minister/MP glice fucked a woman old enough to consent. Just goes to show you: you can't always get what you want!

Knock knock.
who's there?
Genteel Death
Fuck you.

Knock knock.
who's there?
floatingslowly
Knock knock
Knock knock
Knock knock
KNOOOCK!! KNOOOOOK!!
OH SHIIIT!!!
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!
KNOOOOCK!!!! KNOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!

Dave's not here, man.

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̶̥͙͎̮̈ͤ͗̏̀̽͒͋͘͡S̳͚͕̠͔͙̺̎̅͌̅͆̾̀͞i̶̤̫͖̝̾̽͠ͅs̉ͥ̂̈́͂̍͛́ ̵̶̰̣t̻͕̜̼̞̦̰̊́͟e̵̯̪̞̫͈͕͍ͣͥ̍̓͝r̼̪͉͎̣͆͌ͣ̆ ̨͕̣̹̖̠̲̝ͫ̽̄M̛̪̠ͬͬ̋̍̒̕͟a̗̦͔̥͖̰̱̖ͬͯ͂ͦř̤͚͙̤̓̓̎̉͡y̾̅̚ ͓̝̻̤̻̈́͒͠ ̡̀ͣ͗͒̓̚͡͏̼̭͈͖E̸̶̤̻̼͊ͬ͐ͯḻ̘͌̅͆͂̊̇̚e̵̥͈̊̀͂̇͋ͤp̒̋̀̓̈́ͯ ̣̀ͯ͟ẖ̯͔̠͓̭̺ͬ̋ͨ̋̔́͢ạ̙̩̞̀̓͐ͪ̆̆̚n̤̩͓̘̪͓̘ͬ̇ͤ̿́͝t̶͂̀͏ ̗̙̹̹̭͎̯ ̶̝͕̭̩̫̺̉̈͝(̠̪̲̰͕̪̦͔ͫ̂͢S̜̪͕̱͍̿͒ͮ̓̓ͥ̐́Ḣ̫̙͓̠̲͙̱ͬÙͯ́ ̷̻̺̌͘D͔̫̫̦̠̼͎́ͬ͝D̴͎͚̺̣ͫ͜ͅ-̢̜͇̞̱̦ͬ͒̉ͫͬͩ̔̇Ṷ̭̯̓͝P̶ͤ͑ͦ͆̾̀҉̲!̬ͣ̊͌̃̓͝)͙̮̹ͤ͛̔ͮ̋͗͆́ ̫͉̠ ͫ́͋ͪ҉͇͇͉̥͘͜ͅ/̛̙̹̝̋ͨ́͢ ̜͉͙͍͚̫͖̭̝̐̄̍̒̓̏W̦̺͇͈͙͇̥͉ͥ̎͂́ͫ̊ͫ͋ì̞͍̙̩̳͕̉͛́͋ͤ̽n̔̓ͬ ̴̟̫̠́͢͟k̽ͭ͏̳̱̜ ̴̣̪̌̌͛ͤ́Dͮͬ̔̓͟͢͏͍̹͍̬͉i̪̲ͫ̃̅̏͆́̑́͝n͓͕̘̼̱͕͉̗̋̃ͭ̆͢͝kͩ ̧̙̫̹͚̘̳͐̂́̒ͅę̸͓̞̤̟̹̫̹̑̄͌͛̔ͬ̑͜r̨̖̜̜̭̜̜̬ͣ̎̎͐sͣ̊̇̍̂͏ ̺͓͚̕o̸̩̞͎̖̹͓̫͍͐̿͢ṋ̯͕̣͇ͬ̌ͮ̅̒ͥͮ͋̾͜͞—̸͈͙̭̠̯̦̈̈́̓͐ͥ̒O͋ ̗͍͕̼̰̖̜̙͐ͤ̌̐͊ͧ̀͝d̨͍̠͍͙͍̔̌̂̔ͯ̕ë͔͖̘̯́̊̊̆́̃̑̈́͞ͅ ̶̢͚̖̘̺̞͇̠̖͌͆6̴̨̺̻̦̮̉̐6͚͎͈͙͚̍̅ͫ́͟ͅ0̵ͤ̔̐ͬ̂҉̰̳̪̻4̎̉̔͒ ̨̛͉̲̙̦̻̗͈̓̊̒́1̇̎̋̓ͪ̓ͥ̽͏̭͍̠͍̬̲̻̀ ̦͈̭͛ͦͮͣ́̒ͭ̚̚͠(̟͖̰͓̋͂ͪͥ͊͛1̢̦͔̞͇͖̘̥͎̟ͨ̿9̪͎ͭ͆̈ͤ̾̆̉̚͟͟ ̳͍7̗̲̱̦̳͖͔͕ͬ̈́̾ͅ3͚͉̝ͬ̒̊)̴̢̖̺͔̓̅ͩ͆̾̓
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̨̧̨̟̐̍̃B͓̩̦̬͔̘̟͒͑͐ͤ́͢ḽ̴̸̩͉̞̝͎̦̄̂̕á͍̠̪̹̠̙͖̲͌̇̉ͤͦͅ c̷̲̽̆̍͌k̷̶̲͓ͪ̎̂̿ͪ̿͒͡ ̶̼͔̺̠͙͉͂̽̔ͥ̍̈́ͅL̢͙̯̯̒̓ͫ̀̂͡a͍͍͓̯̾̆̄͋̍͛̆̎s̢̛͇͍̜̑̉͐̒ͣ͠ ͍͖͔̤̩s̸̤̟͖͂̇̄̐̈́͛̏iͩͪ͆ͨ̈́҉̡̡̳̗̥̖͇̪̮̦͙ę͓̖̣̹̊̅̿̅͘ ̠ ̢͕̬ͫ͆͞f̺̱̲̬̳̯͙̻͌̕e̮̮̼ͫ̅̊̒́ͅā̢͚ͣ̕ṯ̴̹͉̣̖̐̑̑ͥ̃̃̑̿͝͠ ̙̞̪ų̗̣͚̰̜̖̼̎̃ͤ̇̅̽̏͝ŕ̢̗͍̘͚̘̘̤̲̫͐̑̈̊̌͐̀̚į̡̞̄̀̀̋ͥ͠ ͕n͖̥̯̘̥̠̭̍̂͒̐̈ͣͪͫͬģ̢͔̠̗̖̯͙̪̺̙ͨ̆̎͑̇ ̸̲͚͍͙͙̩̪̰͌ͯ̈́ͫͬ͗̚͟͡J̗̝̝̞̘̲͓͉̲̽̑̾̀ŏ̋̏̽͆͌҉̪̟ͅh̏͑̃ͪ̊̚ ͓̤̪ͫ̇ͧ͡n͓̮͉͉͈̱̜̟ͭ̾̂̎ͭ̌̏̿͢͞͝n̨̝̞̆ͦy̩̯̩̗̲͖̓ͯ͠ ̧̤̪͓̞ͣ̅ͭS͔̟͚̪͕͐͗̂̉͐̊ͦtͧ̍͑̂ͪ̒̇̕҉͚̠a̸͉̣͔ͭsͮ͒̌̐ͯ̉̚͏̱̜ ̯̗̘h̸͍̪̺̖̓͗̈ͅ ̭͚͖ͦ͘/̹̫͚̟̼̱̽͌͜ ̹ͮ̾̆͛̃́̚C̢̝͐ͦ͋̃̀ͦ̍͘͜ọ̡̤̺͚͌̆͑̎̓͆̓́m̨̫̗̞̠̼͇̹̝̖͗ͯ͌̂ͭ i̷̦̺̽ͬ͌n̘̖̮̼͒͗̽̕ǵ̛͎̫̯̠̊́̏͝ ̻̹̗͚̦͇̘̲̑̿̂͒͂ͬA̴̧̳͕̭̥ͬͯͩ̑̿̃͛̀ť̖̼ͭ̊ͨ̾͠tͣͣ̓̃̄͂̋͊̚͘҉ ̜̰͖͕̖r͎̘͐̓̒̒̃̑̉̍̈a̢̳̩̅ͣ̆̂̀͜c̷̤̻̗ͣ̒͂̈́͆ẗ̼̟͇́̄͐̓̅̃̓̀͘ i͙̭͈̮ͫ̆͝o̷̥̬̦̩͙ͫ̃̒͆̿ͦ̈́n̛̼̙̤̰͇̖̙ͧ͆̌̅ͪ̄s̺̾ͮͮ̎—́ͯ̉̿̄͏ ͏̵̠͚͉O̼̤̓̋ͫ͘͜d͍̫̥̖̩̘̄̒̆̓ͧ̂͆̃͝e͕̳͕ͥͥ̓̿ͮ͠ ̴͖͍̈ͣ͑̂̾̄ͬ̚6̶̨̠̦̹͔̻̰̈͒͂͆̀̚ͅ6̡̬̠̫̦̗͉̆̈́̃͆̆̐̽ͪ͘1̽̈́ͫͩͤ ̡̬̗͍̯͉̝̟̎̈́͘͝0̴̢̯̮͚̲͔̫͌̈̏͡4̼͖̄̃̉̃͆ͨ̍̀͘ ̇̊̓͂̾́҉̠̗͕͍͢(͐ͤ̉̓̋ͩ҉̝1̷̷͓̣̳͋̓͒͑̐9͇͇̙̼͉̳͇̫͕͆͑̇̊͛7̀ͪ ̢͚̱̹̝͉̣͚͆͗ͩ̌̕4̺̝̮͓̬̩͓̭̊͑ͬ͑̚͘͟)̸͇͎̹̤̦ͥ̒́ͫ͋̏ͮ̄ͪͅ ̗̫
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̴͖̹͈͉ͫ̾ͮB̯͂̌̍̆ͮ̔o̸͔͕̠̥̱̼͓͌̑̌̚͢r̤͍͙͓̠̥ͣ̈̾̇̓ͯn̓̾̅ͬ͆̅ ͈̱̬̤̲͠ ̯͈̙͓̝̺̮̰̲ͦ̾ͣIͩ͂̚̚͏̨̠̹̰n͌̌҉̻̞̠̜̜͔̜̼͈ ̬̮̫͖̖̙ͦ̃̈́̈ͭ̏Ê̛̑̈ͥ̊̔̂҉̶̭̤̼̼̻̭̙̱a̫̟͈̪̜̜̤͛ͫ̄̒̃ͣs̿̾́̚ ̟͔͍̼͈̤̟̠̱̓ͭ̀t͔ͪ́͆͠ ̪͆̌͛́̊̐ͥĻ̥͇̫̒̍.͙̱̖̬̮̜̪̳̔̊͠Ȃ̛̠̣͇̥̌͌̃̉͢.̗̫͖̾͗͢ ̷͇̜̤̙̜̑͋̚͟/̬̩͚̥͖́̆͛ͯ̿ͬ̊͑ ̡͇̬̝̠͙͔͚̀̾̊͠ͅI̢͇͎͚͕̭̹ͭ̒ͬͥͤ̚͟ͅ'̓ͩ͏̳̹̳͢m̶̰̯̬̼̙͆̚ ̥͕̮̫̺̬̇ͩȦ͋̒͒̌͏̗̟͖̝̯̀ ̶̪͓͊ͥ͗̍̂̍̾ͫ͡(̧̤̋͒̽̍́M̡͖̭͇̖̃̿́͂ͮͦ͑̆̈́o̳ͦd̲͚͙̗͖͐́͘͝e̍ ̶̸̪͖ͪ̉̓̔̅r̨̥̬̯̲̤͈̺̫̿ͥ͆̂͐n̢̞͍̪͙̝̿͆͌̎̀͜ͅ)̷̡͈͆ͭͯ͊̾ͦ͊͟ ̱̩ ̊̐͏̘̱͕̯̤̥̩M̛͉̖̲͈̖͎̤̤̓̿͊̀́̚ả͍̫͕̱̭͈̺͙ͭ̎͒̌̅͞nͦ͌̽̓̈́͐ͭ ͕͚̰̘ͨ—̡̜͚̠̱̳̦̻̗̥̈́ͫ̿͒̿̀̂͢M̥͖͎͔̭̫̦̎̽͋̊ͨ̆̅̓͢͝C̦̯͗Aͣ̋̆ ̸̪̖ͥ̄͌̿ ͇̺ͤ͊̍ͪ͑ͅ5̡͎̗̹͕̳̫́̒̾̒͊͋̚2̴̩̮̫̣̤͉̈̈̅ͤ͊̌6̤̻̮͍͍͛̋̍͗̽̃͋ ̳5̢̝͚͈ͨ͗̂ͭ̒͆ͭ5̾̄҉͎̤̳͔̞̠̝̭̗ ̭̼͓̲͈̩͎̩͋ͥ́̎̋ͩ͆̀̕(͐͒ͭ̅ͩ̌̑̒ͭ҉̢̘̥1̢̥̥͖̳̑̍̒̌͘9̌̓ͫ͘͏̠͜ ̘͚͖͎8̢̱̝͕̮̩̩̍͗ͭ̌ͫ̌5̻ͣͨ̅)̢͍̜̜͕͚ͦ̇ͮ̿̀̚ͅ
̹͉̗̫̭̥͆ͪ̓ͣ̔ͦ̀̚ͅI͔ͥ̐͡'̴̳̫̱͋͢m̹̝͚̬̓ͬͮ͗͆͌̆ ̨̣͙̩̫̖̙ͭ̓̐ͬ̔͗͌̔̋͟ͅNͭ͌͌̇ͫ̈̃͐҉̪̣̖̭͚̺͡o̶̼͙͖̣͊̊ͧͬ͆̅t̓ͮ ̦̖́͋ͦͤ͌͋̔ ͙̎͆̚Ḧ̶̢̤̩̯͉̩̦͊͒ͨ̑͗̅̈o̱̰͕̍̊m͉̱̏͂̔̽͝ĕ̷҉̫͖̱̳ ̣̫̰̱͍̖̟̻̃ͥ͒͝R̴̖̫̻͓͈̯͐͗ͪ̂͊ͣ̓̕i̡̱̺͆͋̉̋̌́̚g̶͂̅̽̑ͥ͂͐ͦ͜ ̢̞̮̝̠h͉̘̝̮ͤ̒̇́ͭ́̚͝t̛̻̻͋ͤ͘ ̴̤͖͈̞͔̭̯̗ͫ͋͒ͫͬ͆ͫ͜͟N͉̑́̃͆ͥ̓ͥ̽̕͡o͙̣̳̤̟͕̎͊̂͒ͧ̍͢w̷̳͉͛͌ ̵̨̺̝̭̭͈͚͆ͦ/̼̰̟̖̞̾̂̿ ̛̐͋ͫ̃̒ͦ̈͏̩͇͕̪̹H͉͓̐ͪ̅͝o̢̖̖͉̠̳̘͙ͩ̿ͬ̊͗͊̿̈̇t̲͙̺ͩ̏̏̈̎ͪ͘ ̵̖̞ͮͮ̑̾́͛̚͡Ș̑͗̓͜ą͇̮͈̳͖͖̲̙̎̌͊ͫk̞̮̏͌ͪ̿ͤ̇̋̆ḯ͇͋ͯ͌͌͡ ̼̘͈̟—̠͔̦͇̯̖̓M̢̗̗͂͋̀́̚͢͡ͅC̷̹̰̳̬̰̞̒ͩͪ̈́͢A͓͒͊̅͗̒̅ͧ̽̚͠͞ ̲̗ ̷̰̳ͩͭͧ̾̋͝5̷̈̅̔ͣ͛̽͏͙͙̘͍̘͇̜͙͘2͎̳̈͐7̢̈͛͏̻̦̫͖̹̞3ͯͯͯͦ̊҉ ̲̮̮̦̹̖2̧̌̀҉̪ ̓̑̐҉͔̩͓͇̲̺̩̘̹(̖͈̙̗̮̞̬̤̆͆1͕̼͈̟̝̜̬̟ͦͧ̆ͦͨ̈́ͣ͛9̶̠ͦͧͤ́͒̀ ̪̖ͅ8̥̙̞̣̳͆̊̓̿̄͑̾̀̚5̷̇ͦ҉̯̮̀)̵̼̲̪̒̑

Oh my God. Best post of the year.

This thread should be shut down after this.


Their European wit can't save them from that joke. Go ahead, call us dumb fat christians or something.

An American telling another American they made the post of the year. THAT is the post of the year, yes.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Genteel Death again.

Ever notice that Europeans made the Nazis? What's up with that?

Ever notice the internet made people feel happy to spout bollocks? What's up with that, like?

Just like a european supporting another european in another anti-american joke.

We should have let hitler finish you off cunt.

Id' rather be speaking german than this effeminate english bullshit anyway.

Bryan Ferry thanks you

Bollocks! You must spread some reputation to some European folk before giving it to Floatingslowly again.