I only want a baby one. Hopefully by the time it grows up a bit I'll be in a bigger house and it and the mermaid can have baths of their own. If that doesn't work out, I guess I'll have to release one of them into the Thames.

oh well in that case you're good until the future comes along.

so at least you would look good in the prison jumpsuit.

i'm legal across the pond.

yeah, well much to my relief you are currently in america

I said no hijacking on this thread

Thank you, Porkie.

I'm wondering whether I can lure a penguin back to my flat with a piece of fish tied on the end of a length of string. What sort of fish do they like best?

shark

Do they sell that in Waitrose?

Tesco

From the "Finest" range, or "Value"?

Value

That's cool. Once I've got that all I'll have to do is visit the zoo.

not for long.

that's what worries me.

I'm going to watch "March of the Penguins" again this evening, and see if I can pick up some parenting skills.

This is the best thread I have ever read.

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Sorry, I couldn't resist. :(