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That presents a disturbing image.

underage scat, yikes.

I fold the paper too, that's the only correct way. First a piece of two squares and following that I carry on with single squares at a time as long as the job gets done. Although I often execute the task of releasing the bastard into swirling abyss right before I go to take a shower.
Both are things usually done once per day so it's logical to get them done it that order.

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

good hold on what?

wads of TP

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Originally Posted by truncated

What I don't get is the habit of reading in the bathroom. What could possibly be taking you so long that you need entertainment to pass the time? Why would you want to prolong such an activity?

There's a scene in Carry on at Your Convenience when a new model of toilet is being tested for comfort. Sid James' characeter sits, opens a newspaper, shifts about and says to the others It's not bad, but I don't think I could stand it for more than half an hour. On the whole, the divide between reading on the toilet and not reading on the toilet seems to be a male/female divide, but I can't really see why that should be.

Well, let me say that our bathroom is stocked with a dozen or so books, all chosen for the same quality; namely, they combine edifying content with a presentational style that offers the chance to learn something even during a brief visit. There are some very fine books on that shelf, and usually the latest Private Eye too.

My theory is this: unless you suffer from an unfortunate problem, then the two times that you are most relaxed are likely to be a. in bed, b. on the toilet. When better to take in some information?

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Originally Posted by truncated

Toilet paper: are you a crumpler, or a folder? I'm a folder. And the squares must always be in multiples of four.

Folding is the only polite course of action; proper and organised, a good sign that all is well.

let me announce that during the last 3 weeks I have no bathroom (general re-making of the appartment). So for me #1 is peeing in a large mineral water bottle, #2 is newspaper paper + plastic bag + throwing it to a garbage can. it's weird, one gets used to it.

good lord. my life would be empty with out my toilet.

This is the best thread. Ever.

And besides,recent studies say that shitting and reading in the bathroom reduce your concentration skills.I'm not kidding about this.

may i hear one of your movements?

What's brown, soft and sits on a piano stool?

i don't know, what is brown, soft and sits on a piano stool?

Beethoven's First Movement.