haha

when working in the library its fun to put books in peoples backpacks, then they unknowingly walk out. once i did it to someone but the library was crowded this period so like 20 people walked out at once and it went off, and the person along with some others kept walking while the other got stopped and put through one by one.

my friend said he went to target with this kid who opened up cd cases and stuffed cds down his pants, and it worked too.

my friends sometimes steal books from barnesandnoble, those wood things you pass in the store entrances are not detectors, still nervous to try myself

Stealing bothers me, although cheating bothers me even more.

I stole those books they give you in school to learn I have math science and english books that I never returned than again those weren't under my name.

if it's from your employer, however, it can be a form of:

a) payback

b) sabotage

c) sticking it to the man

d) compensation for unpaid wages

e) all of the above

I have to agree with you.

oh yeah i steal shit from work all the time

Of course, it can all be justification for the fact that your ass is grass...

Seriously though, I hope you all go to jail.

don't worry if I go to jail I'll be the jail slut.I don't mind swinging that way if I get protected.

during college i went to parties that were fully catered by a certain equivalent of 7-11. from paper cups to all manner of snacks. the keg however was purchased.

here's another one: your friend walks up to the register, there is a long line, you punch no sale, take his dollar & give him quarters. regardless of the a mount (how is boxes & boxes of $4 pepperidge farm cookies). voila. "organized crime"

everyone eventually got quietly replaced, i believe.

as far as grand larceny goes however i'll have to plead the 5th

No one's fucking this bitch.

jokes aside, theft sucks. especially from libraries.

i think stealing books is the most honest form of stealing, . if i worked at a bookstore and saw i kid walk out with a james joyce novel, i would be impressed if anything

Uhm. shoot me now, i walked out with Mr. Stephen King's The Shining...

Whereas I would try to subdue him. Hopefully it would result in a knife fight of some sort. I've started carrying a knife. So far I haven't had to use it.

i actually liked kubrick's movie more than the actual book. i heard during production king was mad b/c kubrick wouldnt listen to his suggestions or consult the book, thats probably why it was so good. king is very overrated, but very accessible so..

Honestly, violence is completely uncalled for in situations involving libraries and juvenile delinquents.

i'm already going to hell anyway, so it doesn't matter.

I actually enjoyed both. :o