every bar i go to is like that.
last week the guy was like:
- another beeer? yes go inside and get one in the fridge.
can you leave the money there please? thanks.

knox come visit us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFVp4MaN16A

YES!
Can I go next year?

no no no. I had two god worthy's and decided to toss in some leftover mint and of course, Kraken, because Old Gods are the Best Gods.

my personal bartender (tm) is about to make me a Brazilian standard. that will make three jungle-juice specials for the evening, and if I'm not drunk by then, I'm sticking pins in my Knox doll.


not really...it looks more like gentiles debt.

Give the Knox doll something to drink because I'm running out of beer.

ps: the brand I settled on is call Ypióca. they had 51, but I believed you when you said it was shit.

ppps: I was just told that the drink she made was "toxic". I'll report back momentarily, if I can....

Lol, you managed to get the one that's worst than 51. But it doesn't matter they're all pure alcohol anyway.

there was one called 21. I assumed, using basic math skills, that was even worse.

I showed my Brazilian coworker your "acceptable" list. she laughed and said "good luck". this is Tejass. can you suggest a good mexican brand???????? ha

I don't mean to be insulting but we don't consider people from Rio people.
God knows Ypioca is good enough, especially when you only have some coins in your pocket.

all the liquor store 'reviews' said they recommended it. :( we just chose.

It's fine. None of them taste good.

:( (

but it's not supposed to taste like anything other than fruit.

Something tells me you guys don't have ENOUGH caipirinhas.

Besides, the best thing about a strawberry one, for example, is that you can eat the fruit afterwards with your straw. So it's also healthy.

It's not one of the best. Best stuff is like this:

I believe someone said strawberries and beer in the same....page..ish.


Yum !!!

Though as usual, the sugar-alcohol combo gives me rashes.

I never bought one of those beers. Something about it doesn't seem right. Is it tasty?

Floatingslowly you need to clear your pm box.

It's a nommer, yes.

Mmmmm.

Lose.
New rules.
No more c's for you, except for cunt.