you're being called ugly by old crusty onion rings, blood and semen papier mached into the crude shape of a head and enchanted with the ability to speak stock phrases by a witch.

at least that's what i think it is.

honestly i've shit out more aesthetically appeasing things than genteeldeaths fucking face.

i loved that game

But then, how would they be able to insult you?

Do you still have that picture of yourself where you have bleached blond hair, you're wearing smelly grungy clothes and your face looks like it's been shat on by an elephant? That's the one that made me understand many things about you. And what can I say? I'm sorry.

whats wrong with that vagina
and i mean the gif thing, not Genteel Death

Who knows what's wrong with the vagina. It's from a video called "huge sex toys" or something. There's many more of them if you'd like.

hayden is a connoisseur of butt videos

things happening in this thread:

fucks - not found.

0 fucks are able to be given at this point

kill yourself.


also there is nothing really to be said in response to genteel because his self awareness is at 0 and he's just lashing out between buckets of fried cancer fat.

this is great.

but am i reading this wrong or did 2 of them say they caught their husbands in bed with their husbands own mother?

no thats it

is it with their husbands' mothers or their (the ladies') stepmothers coz they got adopted?

mmm i didn't pay attention but i think her stepmother slept with her husband, not the husband with his own stepmother - because she was evil and didn't want her to be happy, sort of like a cinderella type of thing

but i prefer the guy with the coke bottle up his ass saying i'm a little cat.

you know if he was from US/UK he would be so ashamed of his desire that he would do it in the dark with his eyes closed and probably do it wrong. he would never be unself conscious enough to do something as cool as saying "i'm a little cat".

this is the legacy of our puritan heritage.

it isn't often you see something like that.

This has been a very amusing couple of pages of conversation, but the one thing i feel is lacking is Derek or Nik posting a picture of a ruptured arsehole with their own faces doing the cutting. Could you please satisfy my craving? Thankyou.

Uh... if anyone wants the full 36 hour performance, but isn't likely to want to spend a reasonable amount of money on a DVD (or two) on buying it, PM me for the torrent link. NB - it is 36 hours, so don't come pissing and whinging if it's unfathomably long and not well-seeded. And I will be gradually releasing/ uploading highlights.