Okay howabout tying someone up, throwing them into a large tank of water and electrocuting them.

Is that better?

:confused: I think he means we are having to squint to see his penis from here.

Much. Creativity is key.




If I REALLY hate the person, why not drown them in boiling water?

Morphine Morphine Morphine.

Kickin' back, watching something weird and possibly worthy of last minute revelation like Dr. Strangelove, in one of those "football" chairs guys use, with an iced chai in my cup holder, and a good selection of vivid graphic literature stacked next to me.

Also some mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Then I'd press "up" casually every fifteen minutes or so on my IV drip (a bag big enough to drown a Doberman in), and I'd make a day of it.

Death would be sweet.

Myself: Pills
Someone else: Wouldn't unless it was necessary (self defense), which would be by any means necessary.

Im for equal opportunities, kill everyone the same way; by overeating of trifle sponges.



I am become Jelly, the destroyer of worlds

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