I've never had sex. There were a few places where if I would have had a condom, I probably would have, but, I'm glad I didn't. Not carrying a condom with me prevents me from having sex with someone I'd regret having sex with a week or two later.

I'll get a box when the right girl rolls around, although we might miss on a spontaneous opportunity or two because of my reluctance to have them on me early in relationships or when I'm single. But I'm ok with that.

Condoms are a complete nightmare. Horrible things. But much better than a death sentence or, even worse, having a cock which no women in her right mind would go near. I'm a resounding yes, except when in long-term relationships, and even then only after all that passion-killing check ups and bollocks like that.

There are now more new cases of HIV in heteros than in bummers. Straight people have been complacent for too long.

Oh, and I know a chap in his early 30s who took viagra recreationally... and gave himself permenent damage to the tissue of his penis. Had something like a twelve-hour erection. He knew it was viagra, but snorted far too much of it. I know a few people who take it for the same reason some people take pills and then have sex... lasts longer. I've not resorted to it, what with having an enormous and long-lasting cock.

i would never have sex without a condom unless it was a long term relationship with someone. the mere thought of an sti is terrifying to me.

Don't feel sorry for him, he's a complete idiot. Someone I know rather than a friend.

i would expect the guy to have a condom, i'm done with taking the pill, it makes you fat.

Sometimes fat in nice places though. That's always nice.

like where?

the pill can give you cancer too.

glice will be reffering to the posterior. i dont mind a bit of fat, in the right places also.

I happen to like the fuller bottom over the boney type. Ocassionally the pill takes a pleasant rump up a few notches to a 'whoa, look out guys, here comes my ass' type.

I'm sorry, I promised myself I was going to cut down on faintly misogynist-speak, it's quite revolting. But yes. It's there now.

"Does my butt look big in these pants?"


"No, it doesn't. Maybe you should try another pair instead."

"Does this make my arse look big?"

"No, your gargantuan arse makes your arse look big".

I use the lube tube usually, but it cuts down on sensitivity, and the "thins" break continuously, so that defeats the whole purpose, especially when they break inside and you don't feel it.

'Does my arse look big in this?'

'Yes it does.'

'Excellent.'

I always use it. It's good to be safe.

If you are straight and with a long-term relationship you should still wear a condom, because the girl might get pregnant. And don't believe I am taking the pill crap. That happened to my brother, so I know what I am talking about. Yes I do use condoms,but not anymore cause me and my boyfriend are clean and tested and all that crap.

i shan't comment

Vasectomies ease a lot of worries in this department.

nope!





works every time.

"does my ass look fat in this?"

"your ass looks fat in everything."

But Vasectomies only work around 85% of it.That leaves a big 15% to get a girl pregnant.