you can use my one catchphrase for all shitty bands here:

tu banda me vale madres (i don't give a shit about your band).

no me gusto la musica, y soy un joto

*no vale madres

it sounds better.

ok, vale pa' puro pito, is that better?

hahaha, yes, actually

puto

como e meu puto?

say, estas bandas no saben tocar los instrumentos, come saben tocar sus vergas.

are you trying to say "this bands bands know how to play their dicks better than their instruments" or "this bands don't know how to play their instruments, unlike their dicks"?

dijo "come" , so i think he meant "they eat dicks"

as for "saben", maybe he was talking about the flavor.

i think that's a stretch "come saben" means "eat taste"; so it would read "eat taste touch (or play) their dicks"

ha ha

estaba diciendo puras chingaderas... como dice la cita en tu firma:

you have to realize that there's a point where our only purpose in posting stuff is for people to keep embarrasing themselves.

sigue chingando y te voy a partir la madre!!

(just kidding my good man!)

yeah, you give it a try... :D

that's what your mom said...i declined, i'm not that brave!

I got a C on the essay I wrote. Haha. I do really well on the tests though, so I still have an A in the class.

hey, pinche alex.

try to think of "gustar" like the english verb "disgust"

they mean the opposite, but work the same way.

some of y'all speak really bad spanish

Hey don't hate on my spanish. My spanish is better than most people who are born here in America.